what woud you do if you were sitting on the toilet and a poisonous spider crawled out of the toilet roll?

Question

something like a black widow or tarancula,or a poisonous snake
would you try to kill it
run for help
finish your what you business first then decide
try to capture it and take it to someone who deals with these things

Answer 1

I'd scream and run outta the bathroom like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Answer 2

YOU BUNCH OF MORONS MOST OF YOU WOULD BE DYING BY NOW AS THE INSTANT YOU JUMPED OR MOVED TO RUN YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BITTEN



Look mate this is from someone who lived in an area with them, and nearly stepped on one...

A) If in striking range DON'T ******* MOVE YOU GOT THAT?

Spiders may be far more dangerous then snakes as don't think.

B) if a snakedo NOT NOT try and kill or capture it... (thats how you get bit and the snake is faster then you).

Poisonous snakes only strike if they are scared and think you are trying to attack them. you stand dead still and relax a(they can sense tension aggression and fear and will read you like a book before you move to hit them)

C) This ain't a dog you can fight and take a bite from. one strike and the venom is in, it does not matter if you kill it after you are still fucked and even with antidotes you still get damaged.

So if a spider and clear of it ie not on you or right close you back away slowley (funnelwebs are very vicious). If in a spider area you dont crawl inder things, stick your fingers in hollows, walk through bushes etc.

Likewise snakes are often under or behind logs and big rocks so dont step over them

You back off slow till well out of range then if in a house you phone trying to keep an eye on it... (A camera helps) for help to professionals.. try the police first. Give them a description...

If bitten do NOT try and do any crap you see on TV like suck out poison, wash it cut it out or turniqet (ie up arm..) you ideally get a picture of it if you can, then get a crap bandage wrap it around the wound then firmly mummify twist around the limb headding up. then move as little as you can if you can get any help do so (ideally trap said beasite if not a risk) and BLOODY WELL GET TO HOSPITAL ASAP AND PHONE AHEAD...


MOST ARE BITTEN BY SNAKES WHEN THEY TRY AND fight them.

If a spider move slowly away you dont want it to get to you.


You leave the poison on your arm so they can scrape it off and identify...


Source... those dealing with snakes, snake handlers etc.

I also nearly stepped on an Austrailian brown snake. 1.5 metres away on an island so you can imagine how fucked Id be no ambulances.

Just relaxed the snake eyed me up realised I was not going to hurt it then backed off.

Answer 3

well i would say id sh*t myself, but being on the toilet prob not a problem.
but i would have no worries jumping up screaming and running faster than a world record runner
and i would do that if it was a money spider wanting to give me riches

Answer 4

I would probably scream, then try to kill it while still screaming, then call for backup (still screaming, mind you). And if none of that worked out, I would probably attempt to declare a truce until I was done and then run like hell out of the bathroom.

Answer 5

I would run out of the bathroom, with my pants around my ankles, and probably trip and fall flat on my face. I would then find my fiancee to go take care of it. Then I would get an ice pack.

Answer 6

Scream?

Answer 7

Don't Move - Hope it buggers off

Otherwise - kill it - then if it had bitten me - take it with me..

Pull my pants up & spray about 10 cans of air freshner

Answer 8

Hi,

Ah don't mention spiders, I HATE THEM!!

I would probably sceam the house down and run!!

Cheers!!

Answer 9

I'd snap all his left legs off, then watch and laugh as he ran in circles while I finished my business.

Answer 10

I would ask my boyfriend to come in and kill it, even if i was still in the middle of taking a dump.........I HATE SPIDERS