Does anyone know what the world record is for the longest fart or burp?

Answer 1

Long before Guiness Book of World Records came onto the scene, there was the darling of society, the delight of Paris, and the most disgusting entertainer ever.

He was known as "Le Petomane" - The Farter. One of his top tricks was to blow out a candle by farting all the way across a stage before an audience of thousands paying top ticket prices for the privilege.

There is a funny, funny book about him and his life. However, below is a shorter treatment of his biography and his performing skills.

from :

Joseph Pujol - Le Petomane

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honour to present a session of Petomanie."

In such a manner, Joseph Pujol introduced his act on the stage of the Moulin Rouge. What was it about an obscure performer that drew Parisians in their thousands to the premier variety theatre?

How could a virtual unknown outsell the legendary Sarah Bernhardt and have audiences paralysed with laughter, tears running down their eyes and cheeks? To understand this late 19th Century phenomenon, it is necessary to describe something that years ago would not have found its way into print. In short, Pujol farted.

Pujol was born at nine o'clock in the evening on June 1, 1857. His parents, Francois Pujol, a stonemason, and Rose Demaury, were of Catalan origin but settled in Marseilles. They had five children, of whom Joseph
was the eldest.

At 13, he was apprenticed to a baker and, having completed his training, Francois set him up in his own shop in the Quartier Saint Charles Chuttes-Lavie, where now there is a street which bears his name - Rue Pujol.

It was during national service that Pujol discovered his unusual talent. As a crude entertainment for his comrades, he would inhale vast quantities of water through his rear, expelling it in a giant fountain. Further experiments allowed him to duplicate his water trick using air instead.

However, his early forays into showbusiness were as a comedy musician, the 'yokel with the trombone'. It was only with the encouragement of friends that he adapted his more unusual artistic skills to the stage and took the name 'Le Petomane' - the Fartiste.

He gave his first professional performance in 1887, aged 30, at the Boulevard Chavre. It was an immediate success.

He developed the act in the provinces until he reached Paris in 1892. Insisting on seeing no one else, he persuaded the director of the Moulin Rouge, M Vidler, to engage him. From the first night he was a sensation.

He took the stage in a red coat, a red silk collar and black satin breeches. He began by explaining each impersonation that was to follow.



"This is a little girl... this is a bride on her wedding night (small noise) ... the morning after (loud rasping noise) ... a dressmaker tearing calico (ten seconds of ripping cloth) ... and this a cannon (loud thunder)."



The audience were at first astounded. Then there would be an uncontrollable laugh, followed by more until the whole audience was wriggling in their seats, convulsed. Women, bound rigid in corsets, were escorted from
the hall by nurses, cleverly placed by the manager so that they could he seen in their bright white uniforms.

Pujol embarked on a highly successful tour of Europe and North Africa. On his return, he split from the Moulin Rouge and formed his own variety company at the Pompadour Theatre.

He continued to top the bill there until Europe was launched into a madness of its own in 1914. His sons were mobilised and Pujol never went back on stage. He settled in Marseilles to run his bakeries and then moved to Toulon where he established a thriving biscuit factory.

There have been few acts to rival Le Petomane. Pujol had used to the full a talent which nature had bestowed on him. That he has slipped into obscurity says more about our sensibilities than the performer's art.

Pujol died in Toulon in 1945, shortly after the allied landing. He survived his wife Elizabeth by 15 years, leaving ten children and countless grandchildren. In remembering him, his eldest surviving son, Louis said: 'In
the course of his long life, he had given of his best.'

© John Barber - originally published in The Stage 29 May 1997

Answer 2

ever have a colonoscopy? They pump you full of air till it hurts, then view your intestines. The Dr. then says to go use the rest room, that you may have some gas. I literally farted for what had to be 40 seconds straight

Answer 3

Fart is 27.2 seconds
Burp is 49.6 seconds
These are true measurements for the expelling of bodily gasas.
Anything longer is a fake.
If a human's endside were to open any longer, they would herniate their intestins.

Answer 4

6 weeks

Answer 5

Larry the Cable Guy could prolly answer that the best...lol.

Answer 6

not off hand, but my little sister who is 25 could probably contend in that contest and win

Answer 7

Check with Guinness....it will be in there.

Answer 8

why...why,why,why...do you want to know that ?

Answer 9

my penis has *** farts... weird :(