2006-06-23 05:36:59 · 23 answers · asked by very_deep_ass 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Fill the trunk of his car with wet dog poop.
2006-06-23 05:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by david s 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had an old boss that I would LOVE to put in a large vat, standing up, and have the vat filled with runny excrement up to the nasty heifer's neck...with no nose plugs.
And leave her there for eight hours in the Virginia sun in the middle of August.
Give her a little taste of the BS hell she use to put me through for 8 hours a day at work!
Yeah!
That's the ticket!
2006-06-23 12:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Muinghan Life During Wartime 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take pictures of his desk when I walk in there at almost two o'clock in the afternoon and his pc has STILL not been turned on and there are hunting and fishing magazines all over his desk!!! That has happened a lot of times and it infuriates me that he gets to take credit for such a great job "his" department does!!!! I would send pics to higher management with dates so they could see who is really doing the work!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo.....I feel better, thank you so much. I need a cigarette. lol
2006-06-23 12:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging from this question, you need to find a new job. If you think of your boss in these terms, you must be miserable at work. People who are miserable at work do a poor job while at work. If I were you, I would either change my attitude or find a job you like....perhaps open your own company and let your employees plot to humiliate you???? Sounds good to me.
2006-06-23 12:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the boss...nothing overly deplorable...but I had one who was very bad to Latinos...and yet he married one and so did I and he treated my wife poorly...so..I'd tell his wife how he treats the Latinos that work for him...and I'd probably exaggerate a tad..get her fired up...if he sleeps a few weeks on his sofa...it'd do him some good...
2006-06-23 12:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by juanes addicion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boss now isn't too bad - so I wouldn't do anything bad to him. I've had bosses in the past that I've disliked immensely though.
2006-06-23 12:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd walk around with a great big smile on my face.
And when he asked why I was smiling, I would shrug and say, no particular reason, and continue smiling.
People hate people who smile all the time and won't tell them why.
2006-06-23 12:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My current boss is great - but my last boss... shi* this b*tch was so dumb - I wouldnt do anything to her.. what I would do is pay for her to go to school all over again - starting from grade 1!
She needs it.
2006-06-23 12:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut his throat & make him taste his own blood before killing his family in front of him. . . why do you ask? Is this my boss? Shoot . . do they read my answers since I am doing this on a work computer... oh no I guess I have to go through with it now. Thanks!
2006-06-23 12:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop my drawers and wiggle my furry white butt in his face. And if I had a couple of million to spare I would poop on his desk while I was at it.
2006-06-23 12:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd change the wallpaper on his computer to a picture of me mooning him
2006-06-23 12:40:42 · answer #11 · answered by smartmitch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋