Condoleeza Rice is HOT! I wanna make out with her. But, I'm a fat Honkey from the south, and I ain't got no damn job. How can I meet this extravagant, hot, sexy chocolate princess?
2006-06-23 05:16:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Email anyone in the U.S about how you can help find weapons of mass destruction. NSA will monitor it, and send Condi over to visit. Put on the tunes, something soft and romantic, and cook a nice (affordable) meal. Answer the door naked.
Get'er, tiger!
2006-06-23 05:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should have left your description at being a poor unemployed white trash...... leave off the redneck ! You'll give 'em all a bad name ! Really...... C. Rice ? somebody pass out the barf bags !
2006-06-23 12:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by Beaumeader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since you are poor good luck ever meeting anyone in the white house. Their only language is money.
2006-06-23 12:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're giving rednecks a bad name. Put down the beer can and see if you can find the shower stall. You're stinking up the joint!
2006-06-23 12:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by sincityq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Aunt Thomasina instead.
2006-06-23 12:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by zenan p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you sound like the kind of guy she'd be interested in...She likes George Bush, and the only difference between you and him is he's employed.
2006-06-23 12:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a radical christian fundamentalist neo-con oil tycoon, then run for president. Diebold will make sure you win!
Then she'll be yours for the taking!!!
2006-06-23 12:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Truth Seeker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your dreams. Since you have plenty of time go back to bed and start dreaming.
2006-06-23 12:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, lay off the pipe!
2006-06-23 12:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about get a box of chicken and call her, better yet, go to her office and surprise her, that should work........
2006-06-23 12:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by truthteller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋