What's the weirdest job you've ever had?

Answer 1

When I was in college my thesis advisor was absolutely the most absent minded person you've ever met. His wife used to pay me $100 a week to make sure he found his car at the end of the day (because he'd forget which garage he parked it in), made it to his appointments, and was wearing matching shoes, etc. I actually took to keeping an extra pair of shoes for him in my office because he would quite often show up to teach wearing one slipper and one shoe.

Answer 2

There was one job where I was let go because I was too much of a "nice" girl.
It was a friendly little no tell motel run by the guy who owned the only "massage" parlor in town. I worked as a combo chamber maid and receptionist. The clientele was ,well, the obvious and the touring musicians who played in the local bars. I was often shocked at the goings on. Mostly by the musicians,the hookers hardly said boo.They were at least kind enough to lay me off so I could collect my pogey(benefits) and look for another job that didn't make me so embarrassed.

Answer 3

For 10 years I was a Ladies Intimate wear buyer for a retailer of womens clothing. I always told everyone I bought bras and panties. The wierd part is I was also model master and would hire the models for the bra and panty ads we would run in our mailers.

One time we had a casting call out for a Bra and Panty mailer we were going to produce. After sifting through 100's of portfolios I selected 3 girls. The third one I interviewed was a young lady who was extremely beautiful. Understand it was the middle of winter, so she comes to the interview in the most gorgeous mink coat I have ever seen.

Well I'm thinking, we're not a big player this girl is way to expensive for us. So I invited her into my office, I turned around to get her portfolio and turned back around to her. She had taken the coat off and was standing there in her bra and panties, nylons and high heels.

For her boldness I gave her the job. She turned out to be my best model.

Answer 4

It wasn't a weird job, really. But I worked at a waterpark for two weeks. Had little to no instruction, don't even remember who the person was that hired me. Then someone who was in charge of the park brought me in to "talk" to me, I didn't feel comfortable there and he had no idea what I was doing there, so I said things like "I'm not sure when I'm working" and didn't give the answers you should give to someone who is "a boss". They let me go, and I was glad of it. Just a really weird situation.

Answer 5

I worked for a company that sold hot dogs & sausages on the street in carts - at an event, the guy who was supposed to wear the hotdog costume was too hungover to perform correctly, so they stuffed me into this gigantic hotdog costume & I had to dance around & wave to people. It was hot as hell, the inside of that thing was stinky, kids kept trying to knock me over - Ugh!!!
I still get claustrophobic just thinking about it!!!!!! Never again!!!!

Answer 6

Fluffer

Answer 7

I was working through college, and this guy hired me to do massage. He was enormously fat, would just lie there listening to Enya and burning incense, and would occasionally get as turned on as someone that out of shape can get.
He never touched me, but he asked me to spank him once, and that kind of did it for me. I mean, spanking to Enya for 60/hour?
Everytime I get broke, I regret not going for it, and saving up.

Answer 8

A job at Heathrow Airport and having something to do with Customs and Excise.......

(didn't you ask that Q before ?:-))

Answer 9

No job is ever weird. If it is a real job, it is a normal job, not weird, as so to speak.

Answer 10

Recycling used tampons.