*tell him neocons cant have sex till marraige because baby jesus crys.
*tell him neocons hate chris rock, and to be cool he has to be down with larry the cable guy.
*tell him he has to take down his dixie chick posters and write them a death threat.
*Tell him that neocons are against most music describing sex, drugs, rock n' roll, or involving black people in anyway.
*tell him neocon women don't give head because baby jesus not only cries but pops his diper.
*tell him that neocons are the darkside of the force and that the Jedi's are gonna win in the end.
*Tell him the only good Bush, belongs to women.
*Tell him neocons idea of fun involves guns, mexicans and desert, and other men
liberals idea of fun includes mexicans, tequila, and salsa chips and a pinata
*Tell him all of the non neocons think neocons are a##holes
*Tell him chinese food just taste better as a liberal
*Tell him when he dies God won't ask him why he was such a neocon jerk?
*Tell him neocons only get one channel (fox), whereas liberal have hundreds of channels to choose from.
*Tell him Nixon supporters looked like chumps too, before he resigned
2006-06-23 03:37:00 · 6 answers · asked by nefariousx 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Everyone know facts and reality have a historical liberal bias, but that is only here...on planet earth. thanks though loubean.
2006-06-23 03:55:44 · update #1
I'm cool with not having one swing vote in particular, cough cough richard..m cough cough...
this aint a date and i not gonna f##k you in the end.
ps 1 out 5 cable guy named larry, enjoy humor with the words larry or cable, or poontang.
2006-06-23 04:06:34 · update #2
some people are not only,
not head scracthers but they are not even scratch and sniff.....
2006-06-23 04:07:50 · update #3
Ohh I love the one about the only good bush belongs to women. hehe
*tell him that if he gets a bj then he will be tranformed into a liberal
LOL I'm sure that will ruin him for the rest of his life.
I think they believe this. Clinton, a moderate democrat, is now called a liberal and ppl r all the time bringing up his bj. See what a bj does for you. All neocons listen up.. NO MORE BJs
2006-06-23 11:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see your respect for women and immigrants. I didn't think most liberals believed in God. I guess that's why it's called Yahoo Answers, you learn something new every day. Tipper Gore, wife of the inventer of the Internet Al Gore, was a major participant in the PMRC, and organization whose intent is to put warning labels on music. Their mission was to educate parents about "alarming trends" in popular music. They claimed that rock music encouraged/glorified violence, drug use, suicide, criminal activity, etc. and sought the censorship and/or rating of music.
Good list though. Some of them are pretty funny.
2006-06-23 10:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by johngjordan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that you lost the last two elections, you should be trying to attract swing voters, not using lame "Larry the Cable Guy" jokes.
Guess what- I voted for Bush and I don't watch NASCAR or go to church. Ain't that a head-scratcher?
2006-06-23 11:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by Richard M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you forget to take your meds today?
The only thing I would agree on is your comment about television....you just admitted the overwhelming majority of channels are liberally biased......how nice of you. And you obviously don't know anything about Republican women....
2006-06-23 10:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by loubean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about neopets cause I do not understand your question
2006-06-23 10:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by jchas64651 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't become one, you will be able to think for yourself.
2006-06-23 10:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋