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I'm DAMN bored over here

2006-06-23 03:07:09 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

32 answers

go to the jokes & riddles section, request some jokes & offer the 10 pts. for the best answer, & soon enough you'll find yourself with more jokes than you can think of!!!

Meanwhile, I hope you like these...

An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the spin-doctors, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it. He refused. So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. He reported that the message said, "Watch out for these guys; they have come to steal your land."

2006-06-23 03:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 8 2

hi this is full moon
what do u do usually
if u kept ur time busily by doing some work all the time
helping the children in doing their work
if u feel any bore then u have to listen some music
so that ur mind will be refreshed and u will get ready to do any thing
ok
will meet later

2006-06-23 03:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by chandu 1 · 0 0

Learn to crochet. I've been doing it for 30 years. I know it sounds corny but, I crochet baby blankets and people are in awe at showers. Its a dying art. I find it VERY relaxing even when my children were small it settled my nerves. Its a great hobby. My grandkids who are 8 & 9 years old ( one is a boy ) wants me to teach them.

2006-06-23 03:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Corina 6 · 0 0

I usually go onto Yahoo. Answers

2006-06-23 03:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by ogenglishman 2 · 0 0

Work in my garden, yard, or spend mommy- daughter time with my 11yr old. Then other times I like to answer yahoo ? I do this mainly in the mornings.

2006-06-23 03:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by naynay 2 · 0 0

I go on Yahoo! Answers...thanks, you helped me kill a few boring seconds...

2006-06-23 03:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Pete 3 · 0 0

Club Penguin. I love penguins, and it's kinda fun. But it gets boring after a while......

2006-06-23 04:28:20 · answer #7 · answered by berry_blitz 2 · 0 0

I write, read
Check on my e-mail
Get info for my gossip page (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nomogossip/) Talk on the phone (I love to bother my mom!)
Take a walk, workout
Change my 360 page (http://360.yahoo.com/Karmaevek)

2006-06-23 03:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by Karma Eve 5 · 0 0

i think since u are polar bear u are bored ...ofcource sometimes me too , well i log into chat, talk to pple ,use yahoo answers , call friends like that

2006-06-23 03:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Answer questions

2006-06-23 03:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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