Help please, I'm desperate.
2006-06-23 02:47:45 · 16 answers · asked by Dr.Feelgood 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Sorry to be redundant (neocon moron)
2006-06-23 02:49:31 · update #1
BTW, Carmine has a bad habit of wearing Tin-foil hats.
2006-06-23 02:55:45 · update #2
*tell him neocons cant have sex till marraige because baby jesus crys.
*tell him neocons hate chris rock, and to be cool he has to be down with larry the cable guy.
*tell him he has to take down his dixie chick posters and write them a death threat.
*Tell him that neocons are against most music describing sex, drugs, rock n' roll, or involving black people in anyway.
*tell him neocon women don't give head because baby jesus not only cries but pops his diper.
*tell him that neocons are the darkside of the force and that the Jedi's are gonna win in the end.
*Tell him the only good Bush, belongs to women.
*Tell him neocons idea of fun involves guns, mexicans and desert, and other men
liberals idea of fun includes mexicans, tequila, and salsa chips and a pinata
*Tell him all of the non neocons think neocons are a##holes
*Tell him chinese food just taste better as a liberal
*Tell him when he dies God won't ask him why he was such a neocon jerk?
*Tell him neocons only get one channel (fox), whereas liberal have hundreds of channels to choose from.
*Tell him Nixon supporters looked like chumps too, before he resigned.
2006-06-23 03:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
It depends how long he's been in it. There is a chance...just keep telling him about the things going on and what can be done to help. That's the only way to get him back. Ask him why he's a neocon and then go from there. It might be as silly as some stance he has on taxes.
2006-06-23 02:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kyleen G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carmine must be older than you. Don't worry about him. Eventually, you will grow up, too, and come to understand that the Liberal naivety of your youth was misplaced. Then you will thank him for showing you the way to enlightenment. That's what usually happens when the real world experiences shine the light on unrealistic idealism.
2006-06-23 03:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is my general experience that neocons get that way from their sheltered fox news fed lifestyle... break him out of that for even just a weekend... surprise him with a trip to the ghetto... put some faces on those retarded beliefs... if he's remotely human, perhaps this can help
2006-06-23 02:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jonny Propaganda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are the Neocons. Lower your skepticism and power down your level of resistance. Your cultural and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Negotiation is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
2006-06-23 03:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he is the smartest member of your family. You should educate yourself by listening to the points he has.
Question for you - are you so brainwashed by liberal lies that you can't be reprogrammed?
2006-06-23 02:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by therandman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to him. You may learn something! He most likely has facts to back up his opinions, rather than just resorting to name calling.
2006-06-23 02:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by fire4511 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that make you a liberal Dumbocrat? Maybe you are the one who needs help with deprogramming.
2006-06-23 02:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by Carl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people have predetermined where they stand politically, so, even if you try to "de-program" him he will not listen anyway.
The best you can do is let him make his own mind.
2006-06-23 03:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to pick up a gun and fight in Iraq for his 3 and 4th deployment.
2006-06-23 02:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by DEEJay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋