(Aleins that is...) what planet are you from? Why did you come here to visit Earth?
2006-06-23 02:18:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Awesome question. Yes, I am "of them". And I am one. Of many. Reason for landing: research and promote change. Humans are at the stage of their evolution, where things are completely unpredictable, so it is like watching a movie and also playing in it at the same time. Besides, it is fun to be unrecognized. I will let you in one of the biggest secrets: there is a ton of us here, and we all live in human bodies, so we are undetectable, unmatchable and (for the most part) impossible to tell apart from "regular" humans. My planet is too far away, and its name cannot be said out loud. I have a tracking system which is permanently "built-in"... like a Lo-Jack. I speak 2 human languages fluently, but understand thoughts regardless of the language. I can tell you things about past and future, but not the ones that have to do with you personally. Humans create their own destiny as well as the fate of other creatures. Life on Earth is "one of a kind", although there is Earth's "twin" out there.
2006-06-23 02:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by spy_on_cccp 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I am from the planet Ragellis and came here because I drew the short straw. Everyone else got a good planet. I got stuck with coming here. You earthlings have a really screwed up planet. The planet is good but the people suck.
2006-06-23 12:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by » mickdotcom « 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
En ha flrajk me ko flral. flejalrmg! dalowelgn m daldjkrga rwra Faltor the Great!!!
translation:
I have come from the planet Cyngus X-1 and I am here to slowly consume all your puny technology from the inside out. Fear me you mortal beings! For you shall die a slow and painful death to the wrath of Faltor the Great!!!
2006-06-23 09:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i came from the planet Frostus Biteus Maximus...i came to taunt the men of your world with my opinionated and independent thinking. i came to confuse the men of your planet with questions like, "what can you do for ME" and "are these real diamonds" and of course the most flustering of all "Are you wearing that??"
i am only one alien...but i can confuse and frustrate many earth men at a time!
BEWARE
2006-06-23 09:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am from mars and yes i visit our planet is is so nice with green tree and nice flowers
2006-06-23 09:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i came to vist earth for the richesse , genuine warmth, genorosity and friendship that caracterise human beings, but i got very disapoint ,i should have knew this travel guides to earth were outdated :(
2006-06-23 09:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by ddddddd d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not one of them but was recruted by "them" as they prefer to be called and when you ask where they are from they point to the sky and say "there".
acording to "them","they"are here becuase "they" have discovered dog **** carries antibiotic propeties for them,hence you will know "them"when you see "them" walking behind "their" dog scooping **** in a bag
2006-06-23 09:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by fiveonadub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am one,, but if I told you where I was from that would ruin everything.
I am only here to create conflict for those I come in contact with.
2006-06-23 09:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by yeller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The men in white coats tell me I'm from California, but I don't think so. I think that I am from the sun. It is warm there, with lots of fire. I like fire.
2006-06-23 10:40:17 · answer #9 · answered by super_sayijn02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is purely a matter of perspective. From where I stand I seem to be one of "us". You however are from this point of veiw are most certainly one of them!! Just when you think you're safe...
2006-06-23 12:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by AWM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋