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Of me brining my own sperm to school to see if they really look like those snakes with a big head.. on the microscope? Should i??

2006-06-22 21:58:13 · 8 answers · asked by william m 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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You're gonna bring the sperm? I would guess that by that time, it'll be at least 6 hours from 'exportion' (6 hours because you may want to masturbat...er, export it out of your system around midnight and contain it in a jar/container. Midnight because it lowers the possibility of being caught in action by your family members, and let's say at least at 12am~2am being latest, and assuming your class/school starts at 7:45~8am, it'll be at lesat 6 hours after export. I doubt you can do that first thing in the morning when you're to leave for school.) and the so called 'snake with big head' will be hella exhausted.

I would recommend/suggest you get it out fresh AT the said school class/room with microscope. With or without help. (^__^)

2006-06-22 22:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by toro_suda 2 · 1 0

I see nothing wrong with checking out your little fellows under the microscope... but you need an air-tight container to transport them in. And you don't need much, just a drop will do.

2006-06-22 22:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by eggman 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't recommend you do that. And yes sperm does look like a snake with a humongous head.

2006-06-22 22:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by rlbass1981 1 · 0 0

i dont see why not. your school microscope probably goes up to 400x which should be enough according to http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/20996
just dont get caught

a 20 dollar microscope will get you nowhere. even a 200 microscope isnt enough.

2006-06-22 22:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you shouldn't. Just go buy a cheap microscope...they're like $20 at Wal-Mart.

2006-06-22 22:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0 0

the chances of you bringing your own sperm to school are roughly 100.0000 %. you probably do it every day. next question?

2006-06-23 03:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by wyderp 4 · 0 0

Ask the teacher if you can do it.

Otherwise, don't bring it in a cup, but rather a ziplock bag.

I'm probably going to be criticized for typing this.

2006-06-22 22:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0 0

yeah sure why not, im sure people wont think your a total freak. make sure you tell every body what your doing when you get to school.

2006-06-22 22:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Ennael♥ 5 · 0 0

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