I was seeing this guy casually about 2 years ago, and while we were intimate he said "Pinch my titties sweetbaby"....omg i nearly died laughing...anyone want to share there stories
2006-06-22 19:48:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
During a makeout session a guy once said "Your kisses are like an angel's, I feel like I'm dead and in heaven," which was really sweet but then he went on to say, "Do we have a Bible Lit test tomorrow?"
Yeah, that killed the mood.
And we did have a test.
2006-06-22 20:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Malapralaya 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i had to laugh at this sorry but i just couldnt help it.
try this one me and this exboyfriend of mine was like making out and everthing was going fine.until he up and said can i suck on your toes.i busted up and started laughing at him.he goes what havent you ever had someone do this to you>I
said no and he said thiers always the first time.i
told him you or crazy,The he said well if you wont let me do that then can i stick a popcicle in you and eat it>That killed all the romance right there
2006-06-23 03:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by popcorn 46 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i can't repeat most of the things i've heard in the throes of passion for fear of being reported to yahoo. the stupidest thing i have heard though, was a girl saying "oh, james." i asked who james was, and she said james bond, you don't mind if i say "oh james" at the appropriate moment, do you, just like in the bond movies?
2006-06-23 11:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've had something similar to that except it was more like spanking me and calling me a little boy, imagine that with a lisp. yeah, we don't talk anymore. i've got others as amusing, but now's not the time to say them. maybe i'll quote some of my favorites in some upcoming questions
2006-06-23 13:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One guy said "so....what's up" when things were too quiet. He did this all the time, even while doing it. What a jack***.
2006-06-23 02:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one guy told me he loved me and i knew he didn't and i didn't love him i had to stop and hold back a laugh and tell him to just be quiet...it was not what i wanted to hear at all but he though it was...lol
2006-06-23 02:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by *steelers* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"OMG It'sTrue! I had read about them,but never believed it!".......heard many times from many women, almost word for word......after giving them their first string of multiple orgasms!
2006-06-23 02:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by old dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I LIKED DAVID BOWIE IN LABYRINTH!!!"
I responded with, "Jennifer Connelly has nice eyebrows!" At which, she stopped and asked me what that had to do with David Bowie.
I no longer date her.
2006-06-23 02:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He copied American Pie , pretended slaping me and said "what's my name, B*tch!" It's was so silly
2006-06-23 03:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tang Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I have a friend who asked is she from SC?
2006-06-23 02:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋