Ive been going to seaworld every week for about 1 year now to see seashan ( name of a whale) . The trainers have let me pet it and she now knows me very well. Heres the catch. I love the whale in an intimate way. I KNOW I KNOW this is weird. But I really love the whale and would do anything to spend the rest of my life with her. The trainers think im kidding but I am NOT. What can I do to further my relationship with Seashan and how can we become more intimate. Is it physically possible? Thaks for understanding
2006-06-22 18:52:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
U need to get a life
2006-06-22 19:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Nicky C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry buddy but you're just gonna have to let this thing go. I know it must be hard to let someone/something go that you truly care about . But on the brighter side you can visit Seashan as much as you want, but theres no way people would let you be with an animal intimately. Let alone a whale. May I suggest a dating website? Try the one with Dr. Phil
2006-06-22 18:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by okpoizzle09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are definitely too small to satisfy her the way she needs. Whale penises are H~U~G~E, aside fro the fact that you can't live in water. There are plenty of large women out here on land that would want you.
2006-06-22 18:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by BBQribs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you just love whales.
2006-06-22 18:56:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Date the penguins they are more loyal and wont run off with the first walrus that comes by
2006-06-22 19:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by beachbumha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, are you screwed up? that is the stupidest thing ive EVER heard of!!! somethings wrong with you man
2006-06-22 18:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by dustythoendel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a joke
2006-06-22 19:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask the sea world ,people
2006-06-22 18:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any professional will tell you that this is not normal.
You need help.
2006-06-22 18:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by ktterdfurguson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it totally is...break in at night so you can have special alone time
2006-06-29 18:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Misch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋