Oh yeah tell me a joke,make it funny so i will have something to laugh at today.
2006-06-22 17:28:32 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Happy Birthday!
An 80 yr old guy went to his doctor, and the doctor was totally amazed, at the shape the guy was in, so the doctor asked him, hoiw he stayed so fit,
The guy replied, well, I am a turkey hunter, and chasing those turkeys up and down the mountains is what keeps me so strong, well the doctor is thinking, it can be from turkey hunting, it has to be genetic or something, so he asked the guy how old his father was when he died.
The guy looks up, and looks the doctor in the eye. and says " who said my pa was dead ? " the doctor looked at him, and asked, " what your dad is still alive, and the guy replied that he was, so the doctor asked the guy well how old is your dad, and the guy told the doctor, " my dad is 100 yrs old in fact, he went turkey hunting with me this morning "
now the doctor is shaking his head in disbelief, but he's still thinking it has to be something genetic so he looks at the guy, and says " well how old was your dads dad when he died?
The guy looks up at the doctor and replied " who said my grandpa is dead? the doctor is thinking, what, theres now way an 80 yr old mans grandfather can still be living, so he looks at they guy, and says " what your grandfather is still alive? the guy looks up and replies, yep, so the doctor looks at they guy in total disbelief, and says well how old is your grandpa, and the guy says he is 188 yrs old sir, and the doctor, replied, now don't tell me, that your grandpa went turkey hunting this morning too at 118
The guy looks up, and says nope grandad didn't go turkey hunting this morning, he couldn't and the doctor is somewhat relieved, then the guy looks up, and said he couldn't go hunting, because he got married this morning, now the doctor is really getting flustered, so he ask the guy, " now why would a guy 118 yrs old want to get married for,?
The patient looked up at the doctor, and replied in a serious tone " who said he wanted to get married ?
2006-06-22 17:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by dahorndogd013 4 · 13⤊ 5⤋
Happy Birthday
2006-06-22 17:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by sclady62001p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
2006-06-22 17:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
2006-06-22 17:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by sharpayevans_hsm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday 2 u
2006-06-22 20:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by khush 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday.
and here's your joke:
At a UN conference, during the lunch break an American and an Iraqi ambassador are having a conversation. The Iraqi ambassador tells the American, "You know, I really love American science fiction movies like Star Wars and Star Trek," to which the American replies, "oh really?" The Iraqi continues. "Yes, and I like how diverse the characters are, but I've noticed that there are never any Iraqis in those movies. Why is that?"
The American smiles smugly and says, "Because... it's the future."
2006-06-22 17:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by 27ridgeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday and may you be blessed with many more. Remember live and love life to it's fullest
I like the Bill joke LOL.
2006-06-22 17:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by kgokie333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday
hope your birthday is wonderful and exciting. Don't worry about age because no matter what you are still young. Happy Birthday from a stanger who just wants to make sure you have the best birthday ever!
2006-06-22 17:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday, I hope this joke is as funny to you as it was to me...
Kathy Griffin: We were at this concert back stage trying to avoid Clay Aiken and it must have been my big mouth because around time for his half of the show to start the doors slam open and Clay shouts at his dog. Now let me describe the dog, it has a pink bow on weighs maybe about seven pounds. This dog is so gay that it is even a dog... It's a fog. :)
2006-06-22 17:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox -Yankees Game; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and swiftly shakes his head "no".
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would absolutely love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and! says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people really want.
Come here Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you Freakin Asshole!" The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the First Pitch!"
2006-06-22 17:33:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you and my brother who also has a birthday today!
2006-06-22 17:32:29 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋