Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-29 02:42:37
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answered by Wolfie 7
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There are so many things, but I'll go with the first one that popped into my mind: when I first started having my period, I was really scared of using tampons so I used to carry all these big, bulky pads around in my purse. One time, when I was at Six Flags with some friends, we decided to go on a certain ride and my purse caught on one of the bars that pulls back over you in the car-thing that you sit in. My purse wasn't zipped, so when it got caught all of the pads fell out onto the ground in clear view of everyone. Instead of helping me quickly and indiscreetly pick them up, my friends were laughing and taunting me, which only attracted more attention. For a 13-year-old girl, this was horrifying.
2006-06-23 00:02:09
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answered by partlycloudy 4
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My freshman year of high school, I was late to gym. I was wearing flip flops, so I had to run upstairs to my locker to get my converse. I get to the locker room, and I'm the only one there, rushing to get ready. But something smells funny. I figure it is just the locker room and someone hadn't washed or something. So I get to the gym and sit down in my row. It feels like the tongue of my show is folded under, so I reach in to straighten it...and bam, I feel something crumble in my fingers. I pull it out and the smell from the locker room hits me...I know immediately what it was. My stupid dog took a dump in my shoe! So I just put the poo aside and pretend like it's dirt, but later, I saw some girls pointing to it and talknig about it. It was truly mortifying!
2006-06-23 00:02:31
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answered by nsg_2006 3
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I needed nice clothes to wear to a new job I got,but all I had was one pair of black dress pants,so I figured I'd wear those till I bought new clothes,I didnt know my underwear was still in them from the day before,and as i was walking down the office walkway they slipped out of my pant leg onto the floor in front of everyone.
2006-06-23 00:06:14
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answered by pink_raindrop_75 2
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well i went to the pool and i went off the boared to do a dive i did a dive but my swim suit bottoms came off and sunk to the bottom of the 13 and a half foot water i was butt naked other then my swim suit top and the life guards had to go to the bottom and got them omg i was so embarassed that was the first day it opend and i didnt go back the whole year
2006-06-23 00:00:15
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answered by Jessie~*~Eminem Rocks 1
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when I was in my girlfriends wedding as the maid of honor and my cycle came on and messed up my gown and the best man told me in an unapproved way
2006-06-23 00:08:47
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answered by Anonymous
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when i was pregnant i got stuck in the bathtub
2006-06-23 00:00:13
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answered by Anonymous
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