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i am a close friend of a friend of bill o'reilly. he saw bill eating a puppy in his cellar and a few days later invited him to a puppy eating party. should i go to the party?

2006-06-22 16:37:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Media & Journalism

22 answers

~Only if you're a puppy.

2006-06-22 16:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, you were not invited. Only your friend was. It is not good manners to crash a party if you have not received an invite from the host. One can never tell... with the price of puppies there might not be enough to go around, if every guest just brought someone unannounced.

2006-06-22 16:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Raynanne 5 · 0 0

Hmmm. . . i'm plenty greater aggravated by utilising the immaturity of human beings who throw the notice "hate" around casually approximately human beings they do no longer additionally be attentive to. As for O'Reilly - he's clever, unique, and that i frequently accept as true with him. a important sort of the country likes him - shown by utilising the reality his rankings continually blow others out of the water. i'm confident that lots of people who bash him have on no account watched him - they simply choose to sound cool. Why do no longer you purely stop staring at him if it bothers you lots? you're putting a important sort of power into "hate", over somebody you think of is valueless.

2016-12-09 00:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I, on the other hand, am directly related to a guy who once delivered newspapers to a lady who was only seven steps removed from Kevin Bacon.

And Kevin Bacon at a Bill O' cat eating thing sounds really special.

Doncha think?

2006-06-22 16:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0 0

He only eats puppies when he runs out of kittens. No, don't go to the party, it'll probably have a bunch of stodgy Republicans talking about politics, and you really don't want to hear all that.

2006-06-22 22:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by Modest intellect 4 · 0 0

I don't like Bill O'lie-ly either, but I don't believe he eats puppies. Fecal matter is more like it - oh, I forgot: that's what he has for brains. Y'want a real trip, go to a pill party with Oxycontin Rush!

2006-06-22 16:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should go, but don't eat unless you are hungry. No point in piling puppies in, just extra calories to work off later at the cat skinning factory.

2006-06-22 16:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Obviously. Get pictures, and then sell them to a tabloid. Plus puppy probably tastes pretty good. Bon apetit!

2006-06-22 16:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by cruachanmusic 3 · 0 0

You look like you may have eaten quite a few puppies. What's with the face?

2006-06-22 16:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

He and Ann Coulter have a feast of stuffed puppies and kittens every Thanksgiving.

2006-06-22 16:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0 0

Why was your friend spying on Bill O'Reily? Perhaps you are indulging in an unbelievably innefective form of "joke" or "propaganda". (quote marks stolen from leftist media, which likes to put them around words like "liberating", "perjury", and the like.)

2006-06-23 07:39:57 · answer #11 · answered by ian_eadgbe 3 · 0 0

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