I love "how to kill someone with a banana"
lol
2006-06-22 16:10:39 · 39 answers · asked by smilingmick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I absolutely LOVE Monty Python!!!!
"I don't like SPAM...."
"Bring out your dead.... bring out your dead...."
"I'm much better..."
"It's just a flesh wound"
"You're a looney"
"We are the knights who say 'NI'"
But my absolute favorite is:
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
2006-06-22 16:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by mistygoering 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. (from the dead parrot skit on the show)
2006-06-22 16:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by cathcoug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about a specific line but I do know a certain part of the History of The World.... I think that's the movie , but it's a part where there is this really big guy who goes into a restaurant and eats EVERYTHING IN SIGHT and has room for it all but when the waiter brings his complementary chocolate mint - he explodes upon eating it! ....LOVED IT!!!!
2006-06-22 16:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by wingnutter69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 2
the first is from the proust reading competition....
"and we'll give the prize to the woman in the audiance with the largest breasts."
and the second is from holy grail...."what sad times are these when traveling ruffians can say ni to old women at will"
but over all its hard to pick a single line or two
2006-06-22 16:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by bo_hic_a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis but a flesh wound!
2006-06-22 16:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by shrnstum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is american beer like making love in a canoe?
They are both f***ing close to water!
2006-06-22 20:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Balzac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There are some that call me... Tim" for the Holy Grail. John Cleese says it perfectly!
2006-06-22 16:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And Now For Something Completely Different"
2006-06-22 16:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by patclem2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come back here , I'll chew your ankles off (Black knight at the bridge in The Holy Grail)
2006-06-22 16:17:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wizard: THERE HE IS!!! There's the monster!!!
King Arthur: What? Where?
Wizard: Right there, don't you see?
King Arthur: What, behind the rabbit?
Wizard: It IS the rabbit!!
King Arthur: YOU TIT!! You got us all worked up for nothin'!!
2006-06-22 16:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋