Would you rather enter the Matrix, or go Through the Looking Glass?

Answer 1

I HAVE already entered the Matrix...of Yahoo, a virtual world within itself... Put on your headpiece, start the tour...on your left the movie theater with its marquee touting a film starring one of our many talented residents, travel on down the street a bit and visit one of the several fine restaurants where the menu is straight from the answers in the Food Category. Further on, just between the haute couture district and the manufacturing district is the famous establishment of Parfum de Opifan. Patrons can go in and be evaluated by one of the highly trained perfume technicians and have their own personal fragrance blended on the spot!! All over this virtual city can be found ANYTHING to trip one's trigger from the obsurd to the sublime and from the chastely prudish to the "I am your master" if you know what I mean. AND last but not least, your virtual tour will be concluded by a performance of the latest 360 rage, the Mighty Mighty Deaf Tones. Free beverages of virtually every potable liquid known to mankind will be available throughout the concert, also chips of any description, from Doritos to cow chips. Warning, please do not overindulge, at this point there have no remedy for virtual hangovers. Oh! and one final warning...beware of little hamsters dressed in white and green, they are the counterparts of the men in black suits and sunglasses from the original Matrix movie. These deceptively harmless looking creatures have been known to snatch a question right from the brain before it was ever formed by the asker. Need I say more?

Answer 2

Hmmmm... Enter the Matrix... where I'll have agents and police officers shooting at me everywhere I go, trying to kill me because I know far more about the world than I'm supposed to... but I'm more likely to have superpowers... or go through the looking glass where nothing is at all what it seems and I get to answer riddles from a vanishing cat... but everything is as absurd as me. To be honest?... I could actually enjoy both. But I'd rather deal with the Matrix.

Answer 3

Going through the Looking Glass.

Answer 4

If I entered the Matrix I could be freeze framed doing some cool drop kick move wearing shiny black parachute pants...that might be cool, but it looks more exciting on the other side of that looking glass. Plus, I have a heads up on speaking gibberish, which is basically jabberwocky with a southern drawl.

Answer 5

I would rather go Through the Looking Glass and see the Cheshire cat smile.

Answer 6

The Looking Glass, I happen to love the Cheshire Cat's riddles!!

Answer 7

hmmmm.....easy choice for me:

I'd love to speak in jabberwocky and to see the borogroves
the bandersnatch, the jubjub and the galumphing frabjous troves.

Impossible? pffffffft.......come, take a peak Through the Looking Glass.....

“I can’t believe that,” said Alice

“Can’t you?” the Queen said, in a pitying tone.“Try again: draw a long breath and shut your eye.”

Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said.
“One can’t believe impossible things.”

“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was younger, I always did it for a half and hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

Answer 8

Been through both---give me the looking glass any day--like right now

Answer 9

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Answer 10

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