Someone once said, " Your boyfriend must of sent you here for me."
2006-06-22 15:31:29 · 19 answers · asked by roxylee11782 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
2006-06-22 15:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-09 00:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin and I went into a gas station and he told this girl(as a joke) hey baby wanna go half and half on a baby...
and im like omg and i go ur retarded... but the bad thing is that she fell for it.. She goes i get off work in 4 hours..
2006-06-22 15:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story...at the county fair, upside down on a ride, and an old red-neck dude (I was 16 at the time) told me I had a nice neck, and he wanted to lick it! Ick.
2006-06-22 15:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Elizoria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was out with a group of guys and this one that I really don't care for yelled at some girls, Hey, wanna get some pizza and f***. What you don't like pizza?
2006-06-22 15:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by lifeisgood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That dress you're wearing would look really great laying on the floor next to my bed
2006-06-22 15:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by catastrophic event 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to be, "Babe, I lost my number...can I have yours?" I am soo sure that did the trick for him a lot!! ha-ha
catastrophic's answer is so funny!!
2006-06-22 15:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time a girl asked me "can I feel your leg hair."
That's pretty poor!
2006-06-22 15:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be Irish, because my penis is Dublin.
2006-06-22 15:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't I know you or did we go to school together
2006-06-22 15:36:05 · answer #10 · answered by Carolin D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋