Wats a good pick up line?

Answer 1

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?



Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(No.)
Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's (_____)



Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!



Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.



(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always *** when you're fingered?"



True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


Nice Shoes. Wanna ****?



How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?



Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?



Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?



I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!



You have been very naughty! Go to my room!



Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?



Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?



Can I flirt with you?



Be unique and different, say yes.



I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.



Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.



Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.



Are you from Tennessee?
Because you are the only ten I see



If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****!



Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes ...



Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.



That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.



How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?



I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock!



Let's bypass all this bullshit and just get naked.



Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!



Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!



My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.



If I were to ask you for sex,
would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?



If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?



I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.



Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.



What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.



You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.

Answer 2

Women are wary of pick up lines, no matter how many articles the media writes about. Pick up lines is hyped up by the media. Unless she's desperate it isn't going to work. Then again you might have something going for you, and you might be in the right place at the right time. Start a conversation by saying "This isn't a pick up line, but you caught my attention."

Answer 3

In my opinion, the best pick up line is none at all. You should just be yourslf and ask general questions like, how are you?, are you from around here?, etc.

Answer 4

Hi.

Answer 5

Would you like to go skinny dipping in my waterbed? However, don't use this one in Germany. They have no sense of humor. Another one is " God!, you look like a hundred bucks"

Answer 6

your name should be Visa because it everywhere i want to be

youre like a dictionary...you add meaning to my life

i lost my number can i borrow yours

and thats all i got


but if a guy told me that i would think its dumb

Answer 7

you look like 2 points to me baby

Answer 8

Uhhhhh .... hey Beavis, there's chicks in that pipe.

No way Butthead!!!

Huh huh huh

Answer 9

can i borrow a kiss?
i swear ill give it back.

Answer 10

"Your pants must be a mirror, I can see myself in them"!