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my current girlfriend is a famous supermodel and i've just had a call to go and serve abroad on a highly dangerous secret mission . My superiors have told me to ditch her because she is too high profile.What can i tell her because i love her so much?

2006-06-22 13:02:25 · 13 answers · asked by karlos 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

13 answers

Tell her you're broke. That should do the trick. Never failed.

She'll be shaken and stirred.

2006-06-22 13:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by AussieRockchic 1 · 1 3

Poor karlos, tell her you love her just as simple as that, and that you would love to stay and be with her but right now is not the time. You have a job to do, a commitment to fullfill. If it's real love it wont go away...

2006-06-22 13:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by Abstract Expression 2 · 0 0

Tell your superiors to get stuffed. You are not prepared to sacrafice your private life to satisfy their goal. I guess theyre all happily married with kids living it up and still getting the job done. Do they want you on the payroll or not?

2006-06-22 13:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Obviously she problay knows what kind of business your in...if she loves you she will respect that. Just tell her you have an important duty for your country to do and that you have to keep a very low profile...she should understand.

2006-06-22 13:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by the_charmed_one 2 · 0 0

Tell her you just discovered you are gay and are going to live in san fransisco's gay village!!! She will hate you forever but you will be free to do your mission for queen and country.. Go get them soldier!!! Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes. and remember LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS!!

2006-06-22 13:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by keith849803 2 · 0 0

You have a decision to make...and only you can make that decision...but whatever you decide just be honest with your partner...Sometimes we have to make tough decisions in life but make sure your decisions are based on those of integrity and honesty

2006-06-22 20:47:27 · answer #6 · answered by amelia_madeline 3 · 0 0

Darling, find the stopper, pull it out, and slowly let the air out...

Tell her anything you like - inflatables don't often respond to words.

2006-06-22 13:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 0 0

Why don't you just keep her in your secret underground lair until you defeat skeletor and rescue lord lucan?

2006-06-22 13:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Wax Crayon 4 · 0 0

tell her that you have to move to work abroad (meaning like (any) company; not your 'actual' work)

or you have to move away to take care of an ill friend or relative.

2006-06-22 15:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

3 simple words " I am gay!". She will be so shocked she wont have time to be upset.

2006-06-22 13:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by jeffers 2 · 0 0

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