2006-06-22 12:40:40 · 34 answers · asked by Hayley 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I will never give in! I love being alive!
2006-06-22 12:52:19 · update #1
Send your dog after them. If he can kill a printer, stuffed animals shouldn't pose much of a problem.
2006-06-22 12:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Perhaps your stuffed animals need to be fed, or you could just feed them to the printer, maybe it's not dead, it's just hungry!
If all else fails, get your stuffed animals a good psychiatrist, it might be expensive, and take a few sessions, but it should be worth it in the end.
2006-06-22 13:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Bratfeatures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the head off your stuffed animals. pull out all the stuffing. turn them inside out. re-stuff them. it'll make you feel better...
as for the printer, go return the cartridge to staples, or wherever does those "easy button" commercials, for $3, and then buy a new ink cartridge... then your printer wont be "dead"
2006-06-22 12:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place your stuffed animals in the dead printer and call the helpdesk.
2006-06-22 12:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just want to know why are your stuffed animals trying to kill you? I really want to know that. I think you should get rid of your stuffed animals if it's that serious and talk to somebody about that.
2006-06-22 13:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by delawaregirl83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill the stuffed animals-and get the printer a coffin- there's nothing you can do for it. u may also want to seek professional help for the voices. and lay off the crack.
2006-06-22 12:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure they are stuffed animal?
try getting a new printer, HP is a great manufature of many different types of quality printers.
2006-06-22 12:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by wild4wallace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best defence against rabid, killer stuffed animals is a full suit of gothic armor. They only cost about $2,500 and you can get them here. http://www.museumreplicas.com/webstore/eCat/Armor%20And%20Shields/Gothic%20Suit%20Of%20Armor.aspx
The best offence against stuffed animals is, of course, a flame thrower. You can make one out of a can of hairspray and a lighter.
2006-06-22 13:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2006-06-22 12:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fight back! don't let those jive turkey suckas crimp yo lean. that's why i always keep a spare lawnmower with me at all times. it doesn't hurt to work a hoola-hoop simultaniously around your head either. now, that's the crunchiest pickle i ever heard. oh yeah, random thought: bad monkey... bad.
2006-06-22 12:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋