Bow to Bender, your new lord and ruler whom you will all obey in everything I say. You can start by fetching me a couple of sixpacks and a case of cigars, oh, and call up the Crushinator, all this power gets my mojo on. Monday is now Bender Day, and you all get off work so you can stay home and be quiet while I deal with a massive hangover, er, while I ponder the best way to achieve world peace. Heh-heh-heh.
2006-06-22 14:21:24
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answer #1
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answered by Bender 6
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If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. That rule would make this earth a peacful place. And I think it would make it a happier, less stressful place as well.
And just for the heck of it, lets add in No underwear on Wednesdays. It is hump day after all! LOL
2006-06-22 19:39:29
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answered by fiestyredhead 6
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my rule would be; everybody has to be nice to each other, no matter what! after all its nice to be nice, thats my motto, sometimes its hard but thats what everyone needs, i think anyway! i think everyone should take a deep breath and think how they want people to treat them, then they should treat people exactly the same, that is my opinion and i am not very good at talking to people but i can give my views on here and i am really thankful for that, nd i am talking to all our planet! so you must all obey!!!!!!!!!! oh, thankyou.
2006-06-22 20:32:28
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answer #3
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answered by mermaid 1
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Everyone must achieve at least a doctorate or they will get thrown into the sun, because education rocks, a doctorate even more so. It may saturate the market, but hey whatever.
2006-06-22 19:48:56
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answered by hasina_ghani 3
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Respect.
2006-06-22 21:19:02
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answered by V. I. 2
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i would make a day when every one would treat every one as equal
pretty people would have to see the ugly people as equal and treat them with respect
genius's wouldn't looks down on morons
strong wouldn't bully the weak
elderly and children would be listened to a much as every one else (couldn't take that for more than a day!)
2006-06-23 00:51:23
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Strict dress code, uniforms would be manditory at all times, unless costumed in entertainment arias, not strict one uniform, but a choice on five or six different uniforms which would be enforced.
2006-06-22 19:40:05
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answered by theaterhanz 5
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Probably no racism, even verbal statements. Or recycling would be a good rule. Also, NO SMOKING!!! That would get people to quit and would be a good excuse. It's disgusting.
2006-06-22 19:39:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Just to be kind to each other.It costs nothing to be kind.It is so simple a task and an act of kindness can make anyone's day better.
2006-06-22 19:41:27
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answered by gussie 7
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I'd make a rule that nobody can swear i.e utter profanities, just because there's really no need for it and I really need to stop doing it too
2006-06-22 19:47:39
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answered by DonnaDoop 4
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