This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the book several times and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in you life but you never did anything bad either.
Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a BIker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with an earring and sun glasses. As I walked up to the leader, the Gand formed a circle all around me.
So, I ripped the leaders earring off and smashed him over the head with the tire iron.
2006-06-22 11:25:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, "Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!"
St. Peter, extremely impressed says, "Wow, when did this happen?"
"Oh about five minutes ago"
2006-06-22 11:28:00 · update #1
HAHAH THATS FUNNY! i guess some of these dweebs dont get that THE GANG KILLED HIM! haha.
where are the other ones?? jokes
DIDD YOU REALLLLY MAKE THESE UP YOURSELF?
2006-06-22 11:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by billy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You forgot the best part.
St. Peter then says, "I can't seem to find a record of that. When did it happen?"
The guy says, "Oh, it just happened a few moments ago."
Then it's a hilarious joke.
2006-06-22 11:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by King Yellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm...you did not finish the joke, which I believe was printed in Readers Digest a year or two ago. I can't remember it, but you mangled it.
2006-06-22 11:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like there should be one more line, like:
So St. Pete asks "then what happened?"
The guy says "I don't know. I woke up here."
2006-06-22 11:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they don't get it, it's not your fault. I thought it was hilarious where ever it came from. Maybe they didn't read the part under additional details.
2006-06-22 11:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah the jokes are cool & funny
2006-06-22 11:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by navid n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was as terrible and unforgiving as the last one you told, jackass. Stop telling them, forever, because no one cares, not even God.
2006-06-22 11:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a few seconds to get it, then I had a good laugh!
2006-06-22 11:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by SuzieQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest joke ever! will u vote me best now?. hold on finished the joke. wth? is that all? whats the punch line?
2006-06-22 11:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it cuz he was killed by the gang members for trying to help that girl but you have to really think about it but it was okay
2006-06-22 11:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whattt? And i was supposed to laugh?! I'm sry to say it but it was a LAME joke
2006-06-22 11:30:52 · answer #11 · answered by lil_kitten4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋