2006-06-22 10:43:13 · 9 answers · asked by Pound Shop Price List 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Best advise is to keep is short and fun. Guests get restless when speaches go on too long.
2006-06-22 10:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to remember the ring(s)!! You need to read any congratulation cards (telegrams!!!) as well as make a speech.
Also remember that the bride is allowed to marry you if the groom does not turn up (it's what made my brother-in-law make sure my husband turned up!!!)
When I got married ,I can still remember the first words of the vicar's sermon:
andy, in Claire you have not married the perfect woman
(long pause for a lot of laughs! - I still think the laughs went on for a little longer than was strictly necessary!)
and Claire, in andy you have not married the perfect man.
Perhaps you can use it for the start of your speech - and maybe give one example for the groom (you must have known him for a long time) - and one for the bride - just make sure they are not rude or crude!!!
Remember the speech will be heard by people of all ages and must be suitable for all the audience. It should be short, sweet and to the point (but amusing if you can - but not compulsory as your nerves will probably make it funny - you don't know who was more nervous this morning: the groom or you having to make the speech, sort of thing). You finish the speech by toasting the Bride and Groom.
However, I have found the following websites - they do the speeches for you!!! Okay, so it may cost you up to £15 but it takes the heartache and worry out of it!
Good luck with the speech - and save the alcohol until after you have made the speech (otherwise you may make a complete fool of yourself!!!)
2006-06-23 09:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting drunk to start with is always a good option, that way if you make a complete fool of youself you will be forgiven. on a serious note though if he is a good mate im sure you have shared many good times with him so try to elaberate on those remembering not to mention any sexual conquests.talk about when he first met the love of his life, im talking about the lass he just married not the one that got away. that wasnt much help was it? good luck anyway im sure you will be wonderful and i have to say rather you than me i hate speaking in public keep smiling
2006-06-22 10:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report me if you like for being a *****, I officially don't care but Nateena is a bloody liar. 4% of her answers are best answers. Never been given a best answer? Take a long walk off a short cliff you lying rat. But that was a fairly good joke. Didn't make me laugh but it was original.
2016-05-20 12:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found a good site to Help hope you like it i was laughing at some examples..good luck
2006-06-22 10:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by nigelnightmare 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Onward ever on, destination eschaton,nowhere to hide nowhere to run from alpha unto omega
2006-06-22 10:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots n lots of jokes and you gotta have sum good goss on the groom hehe good luck
2006-06-25 11:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by hunniewilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn how to spell speech!
2006-06-23 01:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say how much u love his wife.lol.just say anything that is on your mind not how much u love catoons.lol
2006-06-22 12:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥♣BABY GIRL♥♥♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋