Its called The Atheist Pays
There was an atheist living next door to an old woman who was a Christian.
Everyday he could hear her praying and praising God for all of the things He had done for her. One day the old woman fell on hard times and had no food on her house.
The atheist overheard her praying to God to please send her some food. So, off the atheist goes to the grocery store, thinking he was gonna fix the old gal once and for all. He bought two bags of groceries and, agrer placing them on her porch, he rand her bell and then hid in some nearby bushes.
When the old woman came out of her house, she saw the bags of groceries and started giving thanks to the Lord for sending her the food.
At that point, the happy atheist JUMPED from the bushes and shouted, "AH-HA! The Lord didn't send you thous groceries! It was me who put them there!!!!"
2006-06-22 10:35:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Without a pause, the old woman shot back,
'PRAISE YOU DEAR LORD. NOT ONLY DID YOU SEND GROCERIES, YOU MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!"
2006-06-22 10:36:20 · update #1
wow I loved this one
read mine!!!
2006-06-22 12:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well Atheists aren't evil nor the Devil but that old lady sure had a good comeback!
2006-06-22 18:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by ~∂Їβ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I'm a christian, but the Devil believes in God, too!
2006-06-22 17:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by jameslarkins05 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i thought it was very funny...but i don't think an atheist is comparable to the devil....still funny though
2006-06-22 17:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by CRYSTAL S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny, but i dont think athiest are the "devil"
but still pretty funny
2006-06-22 17:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Alex-wine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad
2006-06-22 17:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Got any more?
2006-06-22 17:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by yahoomember 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!! I like that one.
2006-06-22 17:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good. I hope you have more.
2006-06-22 17:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by chandra k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was cute not lmao cute but ok
2006-06-22 17:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by christina g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋