i understand its common and normal for a man to masterbate and i understand the need for this but what i cant understand is why if you need to spit it in the toilet why dont you clean up after yourselfs and why do you deny it when caught?
i,m asking because this is what my partner does
2006-06-22 09:46:44 · 25 answers · asked by moonpup35 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't understand not cleaning up after himself, so you need to address that right up front. You sound pretty open to it except for the cleaning up part, so talk to him about it. Let him know that you understand and believe it is normal, he must clean-up after himself, and offer to masturbate together so he does not feel like he needs to hide it. Then you both get off together, no mess, and no embarrassment! Good luck.
2006-06-22 11:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by ur_ave_joe 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Get caught doing what? Masturbating, spitting, clearing up or all three? It's a little hard to deny if you're caught doing the first one in the list! I have to say that if it's clearing up after either of the first two and your partner doesn't then maybe some strict lessons in household and personal hygine are required!!
An alternative answer could be that it's because men are lazy!
2006-06-22 09:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by formermember 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a dude, but married, so I have talked to my significant other about this once before. Guys like spontaneous sex sometimes even if it's with themselves. The feeling of getting caught can sometimes excite the situation. Never had the ordeal of my guy not cleaning up afterwards, but maybe he's trying too hard to get caught lol. As far as denying goes, it's like a dirty little secret between themselves and their little mate... just grin and go on.
2006-06-22 09:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by ladonnaschild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont do this on the toilet and even if i did i would clean it up. I clean myself and my wife up when we are done having sex and it works great and keeps us clean. I feel that men that do this should clean up after themselves it is only right . They also should not deny or lie about it either.
2006-06-22 11:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Fast Steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - It is not necessary of us men to spit it in the toilet.
2 - Only dirty skanks leave a toilet dirty with any bodily fluids.
3 - He denies it, cos he's a shameful dirty skank who thinks you are an idiot and will believe him.
4 - When you say "spit" does he actually spit it from his mouth, cos if so GET OUT OF THE HOUSE....NOW! He is a freak!
Btw, if you stay, you are, by default, a Skank too!
2006-06-22 10:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Zane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang on. Let me get this right. Your boyfriend knocks one out over the toilet seat.
Sorry, you boyfriend is a dirty c^nt. Use a f^cking rag. Wipe the end then carry on regardless. That is dirty. He should be ashamed. Their is absolutely no reason to leave it on the seat.
LOSER
2006-06-22 22:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty ........ not the masterbating but the leaving it on the loo!
A lot of blokes bash the bishop (some do more than their own share) but they've got to tidy up after themselves!
2006-06-22 09:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by nickthesurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give your partner a towel and tell him to "spit it" in that.
A gentleman cleans up after himself.
2006-06-22 09:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by jackmack65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's afraid you'll be prudish about it and that a fight will break out. Just reassure him that you understand that he does it and you don't mind at all. Then ask him to clean up after himself!
2006-06-22 09:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at your part of this relationship.I'd bet you don't come out
smelling of Rose Bowls.Dual masturbation brings union to body
and mind
2006-06-22 11:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋