You are attacked by a velociraptor in home depot. What 3 things would you use from the store to fend it off?

Question

You're in home depot.... a velociraptor comes up to attack. There is noone in the store to help you and you can't leave the store. You are allowed to use 3 and only 3 items to fight off the hungry beast.... what do you use and how?

Answer 1

Probably one of those tree pruners. They have a chain saw on a 20`pole.

A genreator and some thick wire. give him a nice shock.

and the biggest nail gun they have (as long as the safety can be removed)

Answer 2

Run to the garden section and find a really pretty flower to offer him. He might have a sensitive soul. If that didnt work, id run and get one of those lawn bunnies and put it as a decoy in the aisle. Who knows - he may just be hungry and the mock bunny might distract him long enough. He may not WANT to eat me, but has to because hes hungry.
Third, Id get over to the lighting section. Since I am against hurting animals of any kind, i would simply shine the lightbulbs in his eyes and hope hes like "rawwwr" and covers his eyes while I run and hide in a washing machine until he leaves the store.

Answer 3

Just put on a smock and a name tag. You can never find anyone wearing these in a Home Depot to help you when you need it, so it stands to reason the velociraptor wouldn't find you either. I won't even need the third thing -

Answer 4

First of a chainsaw. That'd help big time in defense, and hopefully kill it. Second would be gas for the chainsaw, cause well it needs gas. Third would be a forklift, cause the raptor can't knock it over and the fork in front would help fend off the thing, plus you'd be raised up off the ground and be able to drive one handed and try to cut off the raptor's head with the chainsaw in the other hand. Yeah, thatd work for me.

Answer 5

A weed wacker.. Pull the cord, rev it up and as it comes at you, weed wack it to death.

If that doesn't work, a blow torch.. same principle, only with fire.

And a chest freezer.. after you have either weed wacked, or blow torched the sucker and herded it into the freezer section and into a chest freezer, you can have dinner for a year!!!!

I must be a woman if I'm worried about dinner when I'm attacked by a raptor huh?

Answer 6

Just make sure you have a bazooka handy at all times. If you have trouble hiding it at school or your work place (velociraptors typically strike here often) try stuffing it in your pants or shirt and passing it off as a tumor.

Answer 7

1.three special tools that i'm design and set on my shoes.very useful to kicking.
2.bucket,waterspray and soap(my plan is make it slip so i can escape)
3.colouring pencil,marker and cardboard(i'll draw a T-rex and i'm can draw it very well so the Velociraptor will be afraid and run).
4.stealthy put behind it a board that i've writted "For Sale" and wait until three stupid man come and buy it.
5.three keys to trap it in the three-layered room.i'll wait until one zookeepers,one firefighters and one museum keepers come to capture it.

Answer 8

1 5 gallon can of anhydrous alchohol ... 54$
1 backpack style pump spray bottle with the spray wand set to stream ... 39$
1 self igniting butane torch ... 20$

Burning that B!+(# to the ground ... Priceless

Answer 9

First I would use an air gun to shoot nails at its eyes so it couldn't see. Then, I would wait for it to tire itself out. I would then turn on a generator to make a lot of noise so that it couldn't hear where I was. Then, I would systematically chop off its limbs with a chainsaw.

Answer 10

well, since velociraptors are the size of a dog, id just beat it with a 2x4. simple.