and my profits are dipping. What am I doing wrong?
2006-06-22 09:01:37 · 12 answers · asked by stingmyflesh 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
These things have a habit of tumbling you need to be patient and keep at it!
2006-06-22 10:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by dave_e_wood 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Vote out the CEO.
2. Start an intense PR campaign targeting the zero generation.
3. Offer new products such as
cartwheels
jackknifes and cannonballs into pools
back flips
4. Live cams of the nude room for a nominal fee
Good luck. I will watch the stock. I'd appreciate any insider tips.
2006-06-22 09:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marketing. As a consumer, I wasn't even aware that somersaults could be purchased. I have very little need for them myself, but what little need there was has always been filled by the ones I produced myself. Try an agressive marketing campain that not only makes consumers aware of your product, but makes them believe that they can't live without it, and that homemade ones pale in comparison.
2006-06-22 09:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by zquax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to hire Younger somersaulters ,preferably female
topless in thongs , I see profits erecting to new levels
2006-06-22 13:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love this question and previous answers! Like so many philosophical questions the answers are creative, thoughtful and go over and over the same ground.
2006-06-22 10:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out now mate. It sounds like you're going into a downward spiral.
2006-06-26 06:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nessie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somersault stocks always go round and round
2006-06-22 09:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Earthbound Misfit™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut your clothing expenses and somersault in the nude, profits will soar.
2006-06-22 09:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by rruehlen45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are failling to see that like shares things can go down as well as up!
2006-06-22 09:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
invest in a trampoline but you will find business goes up and down
2006-06-22 09:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by maxmoves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋