Of all the evil, scary, murderous horror-film villains you've seen over the years, which would you *least* mind as your next door neighbor - and why?
(Humorous answers welcome.)
2006-06-22 08:59:05 · 10 answers · asked by Sweetchild Danielle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Eh, you could pretty much live with any of them, you just have to know how to deal so they won't kill you.
Jason Vorhees-don't have sex, drink, do drugs, or set up a summer camp in your backyard
Freddy Kreuger-stock up on coffee and Jolt, get a roommate and sleep in shifts, and if you're really desperate for a nap, drive out past the city limits
Dracula-real easy, just don't invite him over for a couple of drinks, and develop a taste for Italian, heavy on the garlic
Pinhead would probably be the worst neighbor ever. Not so much for the unending shireks of unimaginable agony from his basement, or the constant smell of rotting flesh, but more because of the way you know he would just suck all the fun right out of a block party BBQ
Michael Myers would be the best, there is no greater joy than quiet neighbors.
2006-06-22 09:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I hope this doesn't come off as sexist, but I don't find anything scary about a female villain/monster. This was the biggest mistake they made with Terminator 3. There's nothing scary about some hot chic coming after me. In real life, maybe, but not in a movie. All you do is find yourself wondering how she looks naked. The average man is pretty confident that he can overpower the average woman, so even if the female villain has some kind of supernatural abilities, men aren't gonna find it scary to watch. Kathy Bates was pretty good in Misery, but only because that seemed like a pretty realistic scenario.
2016-05-20 11:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question.
Shaun of the Dead's friend Ed.
He's not really villainous but he has been turned into a zombie. You would be one bite away from the same fate. On the other hand he isn't the brightest and I did like his taste in music. Just lock the door at night.
2006-06-22 10:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by busterp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freddy Kreuger because I had this interesting dream about him after watching the Dream Warriors: I am immortal in my dreams and teased Freddy about being a bore and that he ought not have quit his day job. My other powers appear to be stopping time and teleportation, so Freddy was having a bad night. I have to admit though that it was interesting having those claws stuck through my chest and saying, "Ahem! Excuse me!" One has to wonder why none of the Dream Warriors themselves ever thought of this...
2006-06-22 10:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norman Bates
2006-06-22 09:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankenstein. I get a kick out of him saying "Uhnnn!!" and throwing that little girl into a lake because he wants to be her friend.
2006-06-22 09:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by Led-Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably Jason from the "Friday the 13th" series. Wherever that guy went, there were always naked, hot, horny teenagers around!
2006-06-22 09:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freddy Krueger
Not only is he dead, but when he was alive he only attacked kids (I'm an adult) also I never ever found him scary.
2006-06-22 09:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by allyrbaserbelong2us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the firefly clan from "house of 1000 corpses" & "the devils' rejects"...they look like they know how to have a good time!
2006-06-22 09:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by thetoothfairyiscreepy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CARRIE-SHE ONLY DID YOU IF YOU DONE HER WRONG. SHE WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME EVER CROSSING HER.
2006-06-22 11:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋