If Jesus lived in modern time.....
and while driving was killed by another driver that collided with him from the rear...could you still say that he was ascended into heaven.
Hint: It's a play on words.
This is my third attempt at either someone with a sense of humor or a brain. Not one 1st time around. Go figure.
No high and mighties please. Come down off your pedestal and give your high horse a rest. All that thumping is wearing a hole in your bible.
2006-06-22 08:43:39 · 6 answers · asked by Drew 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Ascended...(rear) ended...get it
2006-06-22 08:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by just_the_facts_ma'am 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
Clearly, he is ascended into the front of his windshield and beyond. He didn't feel the need to wear a seatbelt. I consider it a bad move on his part.
2006-06-29 01:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by KylieElenstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny ... and I do believe Jesus had a sense of humor.
2006-06-24 15:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-06-22 16:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by OobyDooby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Guy before me helped...a$$-ended hahahaha
2006-06-22 16:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by lovelylady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. that's funny. ^_^
2006-06-24 07:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by alycks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋