...prunes could talk, do you think that the fact that they have natural laxative tendencies would cause their personalities to be sh*tty? If you were a prune would you be mad that youre all wrinkled now and not a young plum anymore?
2006-06-22 07:08:33 · 24 answers · asked by Sexual Chocolate 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Lol, girl where is this coming from? Stay away from those prunes. I think they are starting to talk to ya.
2006-06-22 07:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by sicilygal2581 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If prunes could talk...
...then the possiblilities would be endless... prunes would also have a brain & a nervous system... so I'd say if a prune could talk, it would express its boredom of just being a prune and nothing else but for consumption & yes... as a natural laxative, it would be distressed as well... but if a prune had compassion for the human race, it would be proud to wrinkle up & be natures stool softener so that mankind can be regular...
I also believe that if a plum made it to become a prune - it would be happy to have survived being a fruity, juicy plum... into an adult, senior citizen prune.
Wouldn't a prune be a dead plum?
2006-07-06 10:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by abcinco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No to the personality question. And no I would not be mad that I was wrinkled and not a young plum anymore because everything must change. Instead of being a beautiful plum I would be a beautiful prune.
2006-07-06 13:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Fantasy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plum growers have lobbied to have the name "Prune" officially changed to "Dried Plum" Check it out at the supermarket. Right now a prune is having an identity crisis.
2006-07-06 12:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by Raymond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh the prune .....
Prune prune the magical fruit; The more you eat the more you S**T the more you do it the better you feel so lets eat a plump prune to start our day so that our morning paper can be read in such a way; To sit on the throne after a morning prune feast.
Man..I'm no poet ...
2006-07-06 07:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by aunt_beeaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Takes a bite of a prune. Wait laxative tendencies?! Begins spewing them out. Gross! Where'd you learn that! Funny though.
2006-07-06 12:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by warhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, girl where is this coming from? Stay away from those prunes. I think they are starting to talk to ya.
2006-07-05 03:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by inthidreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think someone is having age issues. Are you mad that you're not a young plum anymore? Maybe you should try Botox instead of Yahoo.
2006-07-06 12:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by MyBestFriendIsMuslim.....So? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was a prune i would jump down ur throat and go to work on u cause ur full of sh*t
2006-06-22 14:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by naztman2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, cause I would very sweet and those who take the time to know me would get to experience the benefit of knowing me. The laxitive side is merely to get past the stuff that most people try to hide behind, so others don't know the real them. this way you can move right to the real side of knowing someone.
2006-07-06 13:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Cabana C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋