Why is BUSH so Smart?

Question

I mean the expression on his face says "what a genious I am" right? Don't you people agree. I just LOVE his foreign policy. I just can't get over it. He's genious. I want to be smart like him. Do you all know of any classes I can take to be like him, look like him, talk like him, act like him?

Hey guys, if you all want another good laugh look at the answer I gave W is Still president's question on Saddam.

Answer 1

This might help:

Rules for being a Republican

1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an "illness" and needs our prayers for your "recovery".

2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3. You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4. You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the "wrong" gender.

5. You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

7. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

8. You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

9. You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.

10. You hate the ACLU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.

11. You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

12. You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.

13. You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14. You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

15. You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO's and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16. You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.

17. You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

18. You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.

19. You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

20. You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers named in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and censoring the internet.

21. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a "private matter".

22. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.

23. You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.

24. You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is "stale news" and "irrelevant".

25. You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is good business.

Answer 2

As much as I agree with your opinion, I have to say that the way you stated it is completely juvenile. If you want people to seriously listen and take action against Bush and his terrible reign in office, you can't just make jokes about his physical appearance. I am going to HOPE that you are very young so that your immaturity can be excusable. I don't like Bush as our President. I don't like the way he tore apart our country and our unity over a war that we cannot win. But to post messages of hatred that don't branch out any further into his politics, instead choosing to focus on his facial expressions, aren't going to get us anywhere, and you will just cause his supporters to laugh at you and refuse to take you seriously. Next time you are planning to post against Bush, or anything else involving adult matters, please try to refrain from using the mentality and rationalization of a ten year old.

Answer 3

Look... Stephen Hawkings does NOT have a debilitating disease... He never did!
The dark secret is that W. Bush hired an indian shaman in Texas 20 years ago to generate an incantation targeting the smartest man in the world, thus siphoning off his life-force and intelligence into W's mind and body. The president owes most of his unparalleled wit and genius to Professor Hawking.
So...you will need to find that shaman and put him to work for you!

Answer 4

There isn't a class that shows you how to be a jenious. Some peoples is just damn lucky!

I mean, garsh, don't everybody wanna be like good ol' Pres'dent Geeorge Dubya Bush?

(It's getting sad, living in the south. People really believe this ****.)

Answer 5

Well a cocaine habit is useful.

Just try glazing over. When someone asks you a question, look to the smartest person in the room and ask them to answer. Then next time you are asked use that answer.

If you have to speak in front of a crowd, use a dress big enough to hide the electrical equipment you will need to have the answer piped in to you.

Learn to hate arabs and love oil.

When people ask you important questions just say "Gays are getting married!"

Answer 6

Wow, only 1 republican called you out so far :) I think you can be as smart as the president by doing what he did. Throw lots of keggers and do a lot of blow. That should knock you down a peg or two and you will be ready to lead our country! Wow, we should sell this idea in infomercials.

Answer 7

omg.... that's not the right person to use the word "smart" on.....
go for Einstein instead.. he's 10000% better choice than bush.

It's pointless to act smart.

Answer 8

You're talking about BUSH Sr. right??

Because this guy is an idiot.
In fact he makes his dad look smarter for winning his war and NOT OCCUPYING IRAQ everyday.

Yep, he is making his dad look like a genius.

Answer 9

you could try sucking on a 1965 dodge dart tail pipe, but only for a minute or two. then just let the exhaust blow in your face for about a half hour(to get that lil squint thing just right). remember to insert "uh" or "um" between every 2nd word and laugh at yur own jokes. it will take some practice for the accent but you should start feeling like him pretty quickly.

Answer 10

i could teach you how. very easey to do
you only have to go and be on tv
if you don't go , you will not be seen on the tv
only if you go, only then does it exist
only then the tv people are real
if you only watch tv, the faces on the tv are not real
they are computer programs written by the UFO people
George does not exists, only on tv
has anyone of you ever shaken his hands
before I became an American, as a green card holder
I was not allowed to vote or donate to a political party
in the mail I received a picture of Goerge and his lady
signed as well, asking me to donate $$$

Answer 11

You could always go to McDonald's University and Bob Jones University.:)