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How can I regain my dignity?

2006-06-22 05:19:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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look on the bright side...at least your pants didn't rush to return a movie rental and forgot you. Unless, of course, you rented The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in which case it would only seem appropriate.

2006-06-23 08:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Sky 6 · 6 1

I'm constantly driving around town without my pants. As long as you got the movie back in time and the police weren't involved, then your dignity is automatically restored.

2006-06-22 17:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by TrippingJudy 4 · 0 0

I would just laugh it off, and say it's the latest craze in Japan. They have such a different culture than us it is amazing. Plus you will sound cool knowing what's going on in another country.

2006-06-22 05:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rent a movie that is universally considered a classic without being pretentious like 'Some Like it Hot' or 'High Noon'...

2006-06-23 06:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Well if they don't have a drop box outside you have a problem. Or just act like they did in "The Emporor's New Clothes", like you are fully dressed.

2006-06-22 08:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

Dignity is so overrated. Shame is much easier to maintain.

2006-06-25 03:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

One word- Netflix
Can I make it to the mailbox without anyone seeing me pantless? Its a risk I'd be willing to take!

2006-06-23 08:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by RED 5 · 0 0

This is why Blockbuster got rid of late fees. They're tired of seeing people's hineys.

2006-06-22 12:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you rent the pants too?

2006-06-25 12:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 0

It must have been mighty mighty late. I could parachute in with an emergency pair if that would help...

2006-06-24 13:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by opifan64 5 · 0 0

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