Damn! Where Can a Girl Go to Sunbathe in Privacy??

Question

I just wanna lay out on my deck in the buff and soak up the lovely Florida sun with an alcoholic beverage in hand, but my cheerful, friendly, 1950s-type neighbors always catch me outside and want to talk about gardening and recipes and stuff. How can I make myself invisible to enjoy some peace and privacy? Normally I welcome their company, but c'mon, I'm nekkid. I'm thinking about climbing on top of the roof and hoping that no one can see up that far. Of course, I want to blare my tunes as well, and they might follow the sound and see me. What a conundrum.

Not even curious male neighbors, mainly just a nice lady in her 50s who hasn't got a clue!

And I like nude sunbathing, tan lines suck. I think I'll climb the roof with my Ipod. Thanks, guys.

Answer 1

ask harry potter for his invisibility cloak that mite work....lol..nah i dont think that nowadays you can lay out naked like that ...put a bathing suit on gurl

Answer 2

Ever hear of an iPod? Get one, go up on the roof, and hope for the best. It sounds like you don't mind your neighbors seeing you in the altogether, and you probably even like the attention more than you're letting on. Consider going outside wearing a cover-up, getting the small talk out of the way, then disrobing after your disappointed neighbors go back inside to look at internet porn. Also consider setting up some sort of visibility barrier to give yourself more privacy. Lastly, consider calling the wives of these friendly neighbors -- I'm guessing they're men -- and advising them of the time you plan to catch some rays. I bet they'll want their hubbys to take them shopping 15 minutes before the watching hour strikes!

Answer 3

Find a spot on the beach with some privacy. Or put up somthing that will shield you from your neighbors so they cant see you. If all else fails, go to the roof. If they follow your sound, they sound a bit stalkerish to me.

Answer 4

Yeah you could try the roof or if your still on the deck get some head phones and just listen to your music so your neighbors will see you are unable to talk.

Answer 5

You need to put up several big signs that read 'Nude Woman, Do Not Disturb'. Seriously, talk to your neighbors I guess. I have no good answer other than going on the roof.

Answer 6

You can get a tent with an opening on the top that allows you to sunbathe in the buff without your nosy nebs peeking in (unless they climb up a ladder! Try camp supply vendors.

Answer 7

Hey Dudette,
You're outta luck. Don't blame you for wanting to sunbathe in the nude. However, your 50's neighbors want to share sometime with you. Why don't you just politley tell them you can look, but please don't bother me. One note worthy point is if they are always there they are either jealous and want to sunbathe too or else you are something extra special to look at. Just for the record I am in my 60's and if you are sunbathing in the nude I promise to be as quite as a church mouse. What was you address?

Answer 8

Lol I want the same as well! Maybe try headphones for your music. The roof idea is nice. Try driving out to the suburbs, there's plenty of open spaces there.

Answer 9

Get a privacy fence, or sunbathe at a buddy's house that has one.

Or just go to the tanning bed with an iPod.

Answer 10

HaHaHa! We had some lesbian girls next door at our old house who laid out on top of their roof topless. My suggestion to you is to move to the wilderness, or sit there in the buff and hope those busybody neighbors get the hint! Hopefully they aren't swingers!

Answer 11

the roof sounds like a good one. Or, you could tell them that there is a new flea market opening up down the road, and watch them speed out of there. Heh heh.