i am a guy
2006-06-22 05:03:15 · 9 answers · asked by helpme 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Ok here ya go...take a blender and fill 13/16 full of tapioca pudding. Put the top on but take the little thing out of the hole in the top. Insert penis into the hole. Turn on blender to "puree" (its a good speed for puddin'). Then fast whirling motion makes the pudding rise up the top and swirl around your throbbing member. After you blast a load in there, it mixes in really nice. Empty the pudding into a nice serving dish and chill for two hours in the fridge. Serve at your next dinner party for dessert. Enjoy!
PS If your penis is longer than 8" you might want to be careful of the spinning blades. Nobody will eat the chunky red pudding.
2006-06-22 06:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
One trick guys always seem to like is when I put a lot of lube on my hands, and then slide them down his shaft, one after the other, squeezing lightly of course, until he explodes – usually on my hands and face. Messy, but fun. On guy called it “the endless vagina.”
2006-06-22 08:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by ***** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Icy Hot
2006-06-24 07:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by kellyrv_bsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shove a cocktail stirrer in it and tie it off with a rubber band and spray paint it silver after dipping it in hot wax.
2006-06-22 05:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a hole in a big watermelon and roger that.
2006-06-22 05:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dondare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put on a pair of speedos and use squirty cream or custard in them it works for me !!
2006-06-22 08:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by flyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.jackinworld.com for some new ideas.
2006-06-22 05:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Vincent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a woman do it for you.
2006-06-22 05:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me do it for you.......
2006-06-22 18:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋