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My girlfriend likes to toss onion rings at my erect penis before intercourse. She refuses to start intercourse until she scores, so to speak. When we are having intercourse she likes to eat the onion rings, which wouldn't bother me as much if she didn't get me and my bed full of bread crumbs. Is this normal? Should I talk to her about it?

2006-06-22 04:41:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

6 answers

its quite abnormal
tell her not to do it ever again

2006-06-22 04:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by Preeya 5 · 0 0

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George tried to combined TV, food and sex into one big happy thing. My concern is this, doesnt kissing someone who has just eaten onion rings make you sick? It would kill me, lol. I'd say that this is something that isnt exactly normal, but at the same time isnt something that depicts some kind of sexual deviancy. Its just plain weird. If you dont want her to do it anymore, talk to her about it. She should come around, as we remember with George Costanza. If its the crumbs that your worried about, at least get her to switch to some kind of food that is crumbless. Say for example licorice rings or something. To be honest, this isnt the worst thing that could happen to a person, haha.

-j.

2006-06-22 11:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jason 4 · 0 0

Congratulations for having such a creative and adventurous girlfriend. She's a keeper!

2006-06-22 11:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 0 0

Well....onion rings give her quite an advantage....have her try using bagels tommorow...or cherrios....make it a challange for her!

2006-06-22 11:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0 0

I don't know if it is normal but it sure is hilarious. Enjoy because you could be having McDonalds sex. Wash your sheets or better yet tell her to

2006-06-22 11:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by brokenheartsyndrome 4 · 0 0

that is freakin funny and abnormal you should talk to her

2006-06-22 11:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Spudtator monster 2 · 0 0

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