she only went for onions
2006-06-22 04:33:41 · 35 answers · asked by leeroy_75_uk 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
she went for 'onions' you say?
2006-06-22 04:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Caus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me I say I'm going out for something and thats what I go to get but then I see a store or something and I go to look at it. Girls love to shop so don't worry about it shes probably looking a girl stuff like every single girl does. I stay out shopping for hours before I come back home she might not shop as much as me though. But again don't worry about it.
2006-06-22 04:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She went for onions, but found a huge Italian sausage. Now, she is devouring that sausage in the alley. Sorrry, man, and you thought onions would make you cry.
2006-06-22 04:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone at the store fainted in the line and threw up all over the sweets at the counter, so while all the shop assistents were helping him and cleaning up the sick and stuff, all the other customers just had to wait. She'll be back soon, don't worry.
2006-06-22 04:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how long she been gone if its over 24 hours you should ring the police something could of happened but if shes only been a couple of hours she told you she was bying onions but actually went shoe shopping lol
2006-06-22 04:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by ella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer lies with when she returns and she needs your help to bring in the groceries...a women never can go into a store especially a grocery store and only buy one item..not if they have money in their pocket...so my bet is she is looking at everything and buying more than just onions.
2006-06-22 04:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ever hear the story about the guy who went out to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back? Well, have you? How long she been gone anyway? Relax, you know how much fun you can have while she is away? Deny everything though when she gets back. hehehe
2006-06-22 04:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many women do you know can go into a shop and only buy what they went for? Next time offer to go for her
2006-06-22 04:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's paying the shop keeper in kind...
And he is hung like a donkey and making her squeal!!! :D
Thems some good onions...
2006-06-22 04:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she ran off with the french onion seller
2006-06-22 23:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
onions is code word for giving blow jobs in the back alley
2006-06-22 04:35:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋