If the word 'Heart' is replaced by the word 'Fart' , what's the funniest lyrics or song that you can think of?

Question

hA ahaha - thats amazing - its great to see so much creativity here

Answer 1

Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"

"I know that my fart will go on and on......"

Answer 2

Two Strong Farts... John Farnham
blessed by a broken fart
there goes my fart Mariah Carey
Unbreakable fart
Beat of my fart Hilary Duff
Anyone who had a fart
where is your fart Kelly Clarkson
true to your fart Stevie Wonder
Fart to Fart Chris Brown
Deep in my fart Britney Spears
Empty fart
I can't hide my fart

These are so funny
the list seems endless!

Answer 3

Fart Of Gold Neil Young

Answer 4

This is so damn funny, I'm crying..kids of all ages enjoying, better than a circus. "I Feel A Fartache Coming On"
Fartbreak Hotel and Wildthang, you make my fart sing. She's a good farted woman in love with a two-timing man....I bet he was at that Hotel with wildthang!
Guess it depends on who is the farter and who is the fartee.
Deep In The Fart Of Texas..or in the 'Fart Of Dixie".
My sides are hurting..not gas..laughter.
We should be able to donate points for the best question!

Answer 5

My FART Will Go On by Celine Dion

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the FART does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my FART
And my FART will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go 'til we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the FART does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my FART
And my FART will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my FART will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my FART
And my FART will go on and on.

Answer 6

I wrote this song like right now:

You're up to somethin by the look on ur face
I get a notion from the way that you move yeah
You've eaten ten thousand freakin gallons of beans
And now you're pants are bursting at the seams...

Lisetn to you fart!
That's one gross SBD-er
Listen to you fart!
There's nothing else you can hear
And I don't know why you must pass gas
And I don't know why
But listen to that fart
Now it smells like some nasty pig sty...

Answer 7

Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Answer 8

But don't try to tell me
you think it's all physical
It goes much deeper than that
you ought to know
It's an affair of the fart
It's an affair of the fart
It's an affair of the fart
have a little fun, It's an affair of the fart

Answer 9

Unchain my fart, baby let me be
Cause you don't care, help me, set me free

Unchain my fart, baby let me go
Unchain my fart, cause you don't love me no more
Every time I call you on the phone
Some fellow tells me that you're not at home
Unchain my fart, set me free

Unchain my fart, baby let me be
Unchain my fart, cause you don't care about me
You got me sewed up like a narrow case
But you let my love go to waste
Unchain my fart, set me free

I'm under your spell, like a man in a trance, oh yeah
Oh but you know damn well, that I don't stand a chance

Unchain my fart, let me go my way
Unchain my fart, you were mean that day
Why lead me through a life of misery
When you don't care a bag of beans for me
Unchain my fart, oh please, let me be

Answer 10

There's Going to be a Fartache Tonight.
The Fart of Rock N' Roll
Good Farted Woman
Fart of Glass

I am laughing too darn hard to think of anymore.

Answer 11

Britney Spears
Heart
Fart I know I’ve been hard on you
I’m sorry for the things I’ve put you through
Before you start to break on me or ask for sympathy
I need to make you see

Ho, fart, I’m not sure it’s been long enough
To say that what I feel is really love
There’s just one way to learn, sometimes we’ll get it burned
And right now it’s our turn

Give it time, help me through
Fart, we can do this together
You’re my strength, you’re my soul
I need you now more than ever

Fart, all the hurt will soon be gone
If you’ll, if you’ll just keep on being strong
You will always be my friend, so keep on hangin’ in
And we’ll find love again

Give it time (Give it time), help me through (Help me through)
Fart, we can do this together
You’re my strength (You’re my strength), you’re my soul
I need you now more than ever

Fart, I know I’ve been hard on you
I’m sorry for the things I put you through
Please don’t you break on me, I need to make you see
It wasn’t meant to be

‘Cause you will always be my friend, so keep on hangin’ in
And we’ll find love again