If Superman is the man of steel, when he makes number two, doesn't he make poop of steel? If so, how does he wipe? Normal toilet paper wouldn't cut it. Does he use special, lead-based toilet paper?
2006-06-22 04:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Superman is Superman,he doesn't have to wipe his butt.
2006-06-22 05:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by JohnsWife81 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
In some incarnations, Superman doesn't even need to eat, he's solar powered. But, if he does eat, he would presumably need vast quantities of protein and a staggering number of calories (just think how many he must burn thru when he uses his heat vision). So he would either need mountains of beef, or he has an insanely efficient digestive system that converts the mass of food directly into usuable energy. Since it has never been mentioned that Clark Kent eats like a pig, my guess is the latter. Since that sort of system wouldn't produce any waste, he might not even have an anus. So, no Superman does not have special toilet paper.
2006-06-22 15:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so for the fact his superman does not mean he has a special toilet paper or even a special toilet
2006-06-22 11:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by uklizukwendy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His poop is water soluble, so after humping and puffing out a sausage-like hunka dunka, he crosses over to the bidet (pronounced boo-day), crosses his legs in a ladylike fashion and turns the pressure on. At times, he does that just for the fun of it. A nasty rumor has it that he also likes to use Ol' Faithful...
2006-06-22 23:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he's superman. He doesn't need to eat, in fact I can't remember the last recorded meal he's eaten---nothing in, nothing out! But it would have to be at least 10 ply.
2006-06-22 16:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Craven L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superman doesn't have to use the restroom. He's 100% energy efficient!
2006-06-22 11:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by SJCarlson22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the family (superman and superwoman) uses the sand paper to soften the edges
2006-06-22 11:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by gentileworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he poops normally like a human being does, so his poop is soft and mushy.
2006-06-22 11:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by mthtchr05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don´t think. maybe he doesn´ t need something like that. you know......... superman......super craft.........
2006-06-22 11:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by ali 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he uses sheep
2006-06-22 11:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Caus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋