anybody know any funny puns?

Question

here's some: when women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.
we were so poor growing up we couldnt even afford to pay attention.
how do you make antifreeze? steal her blanket.
a test tube baby has a womb with a view.
stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.

yes, puns can be funny

Answer 1

Saw this one at a barber shop:

"If your hair's not becoming to you, you should be coming to us."

Answer 2

Good puns are subtle.

There's a classic example an englishman who said he could come up with a clever pun on any subject. So he was asked to give a pun about the Queen.

"My dear sir, the Queen is not a subject!"

Answer 3

There is a special type of pun called a Tom Swifty - you can read all about it on one of my favourite sites ever - fun-with-words.com. Try the following link (if it shows up as a link!) -

http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties.html

Answer 4

My mother used to always tell me when I was little after falling down and getting scraped up and now crying, "Don't worry, it will get better before you get married." I thought it would hurt that long!
Hope all your kids are born with spurs on.

Answer 5

Puns arent' funny.

Answer 6

what ?