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ointment... i find it funny sounds like a pigs united movement

2006-06-22 04:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by greenprincess 5 · 0 1

These aren't real words but they are funny:

A

arsefoe - n. someone who keeps the tags on their clothes so they can return it after wearing it once or twice. THAT'S how popular girls look like they never wear the same thing twice, because they actually DON'T

allio - n. a math teacher that makes a lot of "careless mistakes"

atdeg - n. lime syrup

asetilleta - v. to say "o" instead of "zero"; to say "zero" instead of "o"

B

baloop - n. a girl that looks like a handsome boy that dresses like a guy skater and has a boyfriend

bafaeit - n. a baloop's boyfriend. What the hell is he thinking? Hope the sex is good...

bakdiner - n. a diner with boxes for tables

beasa - n. a pack of 3 different flavored trash cans

becepbea - n. a mouse pad fight

book - n. something you might want to read, but really only good for doorstops and campfires. Stupid books. I hate books. This is just filler to fill up this page.

booe - n. what an Australian ghost says

bacchanal - v. to write your message on the pavement

binoct - v. to walk around with your backpack open. Ex. You're binocting.

C

careless mistake - n. the term (mostly) math teachers use to describe a mistake you made that shouldn't have been made cause you knew what you are doing but did something wrong, and they imply that you actually really care what you were doing, until you stopped caring about what you were doing and made a mistake while you had no care about what you were doing anymore. blaaahhh!!!

cepbea - v. to put someone in a box, duct tape it and bury it while they are still alive

casp - n. a gas cap

crapivulous - adj. something that looks crappy and probably is going to be crappy, based on impressions of a preview or "early look" at the product without actually watching the finished product to come to the conclusion.; crap with a side of crap.

cadiff - adj. to smell of tangle-free shampoo

D

dra - n. an old bra

deirfoo - v. to make letters into numbers

degradgrad - v. to play a 2 or more player game with yourself, playing for all players

diuaec - v. to use "zeroes" or "zeros" instead of "0s"; to use "0s" instead of "zeroes" or "zeros"

E

eloerid - v. to not review at all for finals

eegmy - v. to make numbers into letters

egilbo - v. to make a "connection" with someone because you are hungry, and that person got their food before you, and they are the same age as you

F

frior - n. a nasty frozen doughnut

forfina - n. a cell phone full of candy

flectio - n. a shameless rip-off of a shameless cash-in

frawdet - n. a girlfriend and boyfriend that both look like male skaters

G

gayreat - adj. great, but gay. Ex. Dan and Sam got married? Gayreat.

giplyn - n. a suicidal gypsy

gofco - v. to lose your train of thought because someone sneezed

gitanalla - v. to Scotch tape a file cabinet at school so the teacher gets pissed

H

huewlih - v. to go scuba diving in a pool

homlam - n. a homeless ham

hypbinocthexstatdegradgrad - v. to play Tic Tac Toe with yourself

hypbinoct - n. a cap to go on your eraser. Easy to lose.

hexstat - v. to use an egg timer only as a bell, defeating its timer purpose

I

isawench - n. cheap old plastic earrings

ipext - n. a car seat taken out of a car

iiiiiia - v. to stick a paintbrush in your ear

iiib - v. to put small stickers on your fingernails

idpi - v. to study every second of your life

inoc - n. a poster of Britney Spears pointing out the names of body parts in Spanish

J

jouioiit - v. to shine different colored lights into your pet's eyes

K

kewtuee - n. a cheerleader that acts like a 7 year old

konft - v. to celebrate Christmas by digging a grave

komalp - v. to fail 2 tests in a row

komabblip - v. a blimp used as a missile

konago - n. a demented beaver-kangaroo hybrid

kesq - n. a large woman with big purple glasses

L

lephro - n. a teacher that tells you to kill a bird with a broken wing by ripping its head off. What an asshole.

lepiro - n. a leopard on steroids

lentbin - v. to run through 50 yards of barbed wire to get to school

liiekacasp - v. to snore so loud it wakes up the neighborhood

M

monef - v. to shovel money into your mouth and eat it

N

neaocg - n. a styrofoam trough

noitmag - n. a novel picture book with big print

naeotrib - n. a nose as big as a horn

nonoff - n. a drawer that hasn't been open for at least a year

O

osgot - n. crispy meat (nasty unless its bacon or some other kind of thinned meat)

octhex - n. a big heart surrounded by little hearts

oakew - v. to blame someone for stapling a paper backwards

P

peipou - n. a unique, digital life form

puorg - n. maple soda

pyuau - n. what an Asian ghost says

phittip - n. a little "snip snip" with scissors. Ex. Give me a phittip.

peiper - v. to buy your own parts and ask a mechanic to put them in aka being an asshole

Q

R

rrnunurrru - n. the sound an electronic pencil sharpener makes. For longer sharpening, the word starts over from the beginning. Ex. rrnunurrrurrnunurrrurrnunurrru

rawd - n. a girlfriend and boyfriend that both look like female skaters

razqip - adj. to need to fart so badly it hurts

razaip - adj. to need to pee/poo so badly it hurts

ralesh - n. a person that looks and stares at you because there's nothing else to do

ricarm - n. a car seat with cigarette burns

rettamit - n. someone who blows their nose and it sounds like a horn

S

siin - n. a huge pile of note cards with stuff written on each card

sudilt - v. to weave a power cord through things to get it in the right place so you can plug it in

sunf - v. to call your math teacher and ask how to do a math problem

slivo - v. to multiply by something by the complex conjugate

sogay - adj. really gay. Ex. You are sogay

streec - n. a salt water slushy

stretti - v. to drink a can of soda with a straw

shopcott - v. to protest mistreatment by store employees through the practice of shopping there as often as possible

syndue - n. a bag full of peanuts and raisins

spyg - n. a bright blue dry erase board

T

tradisvir - n. a cell phone that shocks you if you talk too loud. Useless.

thocmot - n. a blueprint for an igloo

toreunewone - n. a pulp sandwich

tuesyn - n. pink masking tape

techincal - v. to address a doctor as Mr. and it pisses him off

thrypt - n. a rip-off at the 99 cent store

teergau - n. tear gas that is actually made from real tears

toukhomlam - n. a 40 year old still living in an apartment that never had a wife or husband

U

ueqilbo - adj. to have an egilbo looking at you while you're eating, and they're not eating

uuuuuua - n. sticker-earrings that just stick on your ears. Tacky.

ueoscy - v. to mess up your TV by putting a magnet to the screen

V

virginal - n. a urinal that hasn't been used yet

W

X

Y

ylpmsppsmdooyqcvaqfq - v. to use a pogo stick as a crutch

ypbin - n. a Spanish ghost

yiltspy - n. a bunch of pigeons fighting each other

Z

2006-06-22 04:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Spock 6 · 0 0

Love.

2006-06-22 04:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I like aardvark, plus, with a very short attention span, I don't have to focus long to find it.

2006-06-22 04:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by reefshark111 2 · 0 0

Flog. Which means beat

2006-06-22 04:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by <3 Jessie <3 3 · 0 0

It must be Funny...Just look at the word it even looks wierd.

2006-06-22 04:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by Latino Heat 1 · 0 0

nincompoop it means stupid
flem
obey
desks (trying saying it its weird for some reason)

2006-06-22 04:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by Maria 5 · 0 0

douchebag, because it is just fun to say

2006-06-22 05:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by Johnny 1 · 0 0

nuts
fart

2006-06-22 16:11:59 · answer #9 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0 0

pianist

2006-06-22 04:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by browneyedbeauty 2 · 0 0

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