ointment... i find it funny sounds like a pigs united movement
2006-06-22 04:00:00
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answer #1
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answered by greenprincess 5
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These aren't real words but they are funny:
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arsefoe - n. someone who keeps the tags on their clothes so they can return it after wearing it once or twice. THAT'S how popular girls look like they never wear the same thing twice, because they actually DON'T
allio - n. a math teacher that makes a lot of "careless mistakes"
atdeg - n. lime syrup
asetilleta - v. to say "o" instead of "zero"; to say "zero" instead of "o"
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baloop - n. a girl that looks like a handsome boy that dresses like a guy skater and has a boyfriend
bafaeit - n. a baloop's boyfriend. What the hell is he thinking? Hope the sex is good...
bakdiner - n. a diner with boxes for tables
beasa - n. a pack of 3 different flavored trash cans
becepbea - n. a mouse pad fight
book - n. something you might want to read, but really only good for doorstops and campfires. Stupid books. I hate books. This is just filler to fill up this page.
booe - n. what an Australian ghost says
bacchanal - v. to write your message on the pavement
binoct - v. to walk around with your backpack open. Ex. You're binocting.
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careless mistake - n. the term (mostly) math teachers use to describe a mistake you made that shouldn't have been made cause you knew what you are doing but did something wrong, and they imply that you actually really care what you were doing, until you stopped caring about what you were doing and made a mistake while you had no care about what you were doing anymore. blaaahhh!!!
cepbea - v. to put someone in a box, duct tape it and bury it while they are still alive
casp - n. a gas cap
crapivulous - adj. something that looks crappy and probably is going to be crappy, based on impressions of a preview or "early look" at the product without actually watching the finished product to come to the conclusion.; crap with a side of crap.
cadiff - adj. to smell of tangle-free shampoo
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dra - n. an old bra
deirfoo - v. to make letters into numbers
degradgrad - v. to play a 2 or more player game with yourself, playing for all players
diuaec - v. to use "zeroes" or "zeros" instead of "0s"; to use "0s" instead of "zeroes" or "zeros"
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eloerid - v. to not review at all for finals
eegmy - v. to make numbers into letters
egilbo - v. to make a "connection" with someone because you are hungry, and that person got their food before you, and they are the same age as you
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frior - n. a nasty frozen doughnut
forfina - n. a cell phone full of candy
flectio - n. a shameless rip-off of a shameless cash-in
frawdet - n. a girlfriend and boyfriend that both look like male skaters
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gayreat - adj. great, but gay. Ex. Dan and Sam got married? Gayreat.
giplyn - n. a suicidal gypsy
gofco - v. to lose your train of thought because someone sneezed
gitanalla - v. to Scotch tape a file cabinet at school so the teacher gets pissed
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huewlih - v. to go scuba diving in a pool
homlam - n. a homeless ham
hypbinocthexstatdegradgrad - v. to play Tic Tac Toe with yourself
hypbinoct - n. a cap to go on your eraser. Easy to lose.
hexstat - v. to use an egg timer only as a bell, defeating its timer purpose
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isawench - n. cheap old plastic earrings
ipext - n. a car seat taken out of a car
iiiiiia - v. to stick a paintbrush in your ear
iiib - v. to put small stickers on your fingernails
idpi - v. to study every second of your life
inoc - n. a poster of Britney Spears pointing out the names of body parts in Spanish
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jouioiit - v. to shine different colored lights into your pet's eyes
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kewtuee - n. a cheerleader that acts like a 7 year old
konft - v. to celebrate Christmas by digging a grave
komalp - v. to fail 2 tests in a row
komabblip - v. a blimp used as a missile
konago - n. a demented beaver-kangaroo hybrid
kesq - n. a large woman with big purple glasses
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lephro - n. a teacher that tells you to kill a bird with a broken wing by ripping its head off. What an asshole.
lepiro - n. a leopard on steroids
lentbin - v. to run through 50 yards of barbed wire to get to school
liiekacasp - v. to snore so loud it wakes up the neighborhood
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monef - v. to shovel money into your mouth and eat it
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neaocg - n. a styrofoam trough
noitmag - n. a novel picture book with big print
naeotrib - n. a nose as big as a horn
nonoff - n. a drawer that hasn't been open for at least a year
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osgot - n. crispy meat (nasty unless its bacon or some other kind of thinned meat)
octhex - n. a big heart surrounded by little hearts
oakew - v. to blame someone for stapling a paper backwards
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peipou - n. a unique, digital life form
puorg - n. maple soda
pyuau - n. what an Asian ghost says
phittip - n. a little "snip snip" with scissors. Ex. Give me a phittip.
peiper - v. to buy your own parts and ask a mechanic to put them in aka being an asshole
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rrnunurrru - n. the sound an electronic pencil sharpener makes. For longer sharpening, the word starts over from the beginning. Ex. rrnunurrrurrnunurrrurrnunurrru
rawd - n. a girlfriend and boyfriend that both look like female skaters
razqip - adj. to need to fart so badly it hurts
razaip - adj. to need to pee/poo so badly it hurts
ralesh - n. a person that looks and stares at you because there's nothing else to do
ricarm - n. a car seat with cigarette burns
rettamit - n. someone who blows their nose and it sounds like a horn
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siin - n. a huge pile of note cards with stuff written on each card
sudilt - v. to weave a power cord through things to get it in the right place so you can plug it in
sunf - v. to call your math teacher and ask how to do a math problem
slivo - v. to multiply by something by the complex conjugate
sogay - adj. really gay. Ex. You are sogay
streec - n. a salt water slushy
stretti - v. to drink a can of soda with a straw
shopcott - v. to protest mistreatment by store employees through the practice of shopping there as often as possible
syndue - n. a bag full of peanuts and raisins
spyg - n. a bright blue dry erase board
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tradisvir - n. a cell phone that shocks you if you talk too loud. Useless.
thocmot - n. a blueprint for an igloo
toreunewone - n. a pulp sandwich
tuesyn - n. pink masking tape
techincal - v. to address a doctor as Mr. and it pisses him off
thrypt - n. a rip-off at the 99 cent store
teergau - n. tear gas that is actually made from real tears
toukhomlam - n. a 40 year old still living in an apartment that never had a wife or husband
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ueqilbo - adj. to have an egilbo looking at you while you're eating, and they're not eating
uuuuuua - n. sticker-earrings that just stick on your ears. Tacky.
ueoscy - v. to mess up your TV by putting a magnet to the screen
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virginal - n. a urinal that hasn't been used yet
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ylpmsppsmdooyqcvaqfq - v. to use a pogo stick as a crutch
ypbin - n. a Spanish ghost
yiltspy - n. a bunch of pigeons fighting each other
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2006-06-22 04:07:59
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answer #2
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answered by Spock 6
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Love.
2006-06-22 04:05:50
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answer #3
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answered by ? 2
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I like aardvark, plus, with a very short attention span, I don't have to focus long to find it.
2006-06-22 04:06:50
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answer #4
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answered by reefshark111 2
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Flog. Which means beat
2006-06-22 04:02:42
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answer #5
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answered by <3 Jessie <3 3
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It must be Funny...Just look at the word it even looks wierd.
2006-06-22 04:04:43
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answer #6
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answered by Latino Heat 1
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nincompoop it means stupid
flem
obey
desks (trying saying it its weird for some reason)
2006-06-22 04:06:51
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answer #7
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answered by Maria 5
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douchebag, because it is just fun to say
2006-06-22 05:33:10
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answer #8
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answered by Johnny 1
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nuts
fart
2006-06-22 16:11:59
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answer #9
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answered by F.B.I. 4
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pianist
2006-06-22 04:02:59
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answer #10
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answered by browneyedbeauty 2
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