Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck.
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only Ten I See.
2006-06-22 02:08:58
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answer #1
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answered by Joker 7
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Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your @$$ is out of this world!
I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
There are lots more at the site I put. Kind of disturbing, some of 'em, but you asked for it...
2006-06-24 01:18:21
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answered by Susie 6
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You must be a Snickers bar because you would satisfy my hunger.
That shirt looks very becoming on you... and if I was that shirt I'd be coming too!
2006-06-22 12:20:48
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answered by Anonymous
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I always like, "Here's your 30 bucks, get in the back of the van".
2006-06-22 09:08:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Still haven't gotten a date yet.
2006-06-22 09:11:48
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answered by Anonymous
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"do you want to play house? you can be the screen door and i'll slam the hell out of you" or
"Do you use windex on your pants? because i can see my self in them". these deserve best answer!!!!!
2006-06-22 09:12:58
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answered by free 2
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
2006-06-22 09:07:45
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answered by bord_gal 3
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Are you a rubber?
cause you keep rubbing it in.
2006-06-27 07:30:55
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answered by superrubrollers 3
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love your legs...feet at one end, and ....oh crap
2006-06-27 17:17:11
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answered by Rotney 2
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