How many hours do i have to stay in the sun to get a crispy skin?

Question

KFC chicken wings style

Answer 1

It depends on how pale you are to begin with. Maybe you should call KFC and find out at what temperature they fry the chicken, and do some calculations to figure out how long to stay in the sun and in what degree weather.

You should also ask them for their chicken wing recipe, you know, so you could put it on before you went out.

Answer 2

It depends on what type of skin you have. If you like it brown or red crispy, then this is how long it takes for each type in full sun with a hole in the ozone like in Australia:

pale (cooks to red) => 20 minutes each side*
slightly olive (cooks to reddish brown) => 30 minutes each side*
olive (cooks to brown) => 50 minutes each side*
mocha (cooks to dark brown) => 90 minutes each side*
dark brown (cooks to really dark brown) => 110 minutes each side*

*You will get skin cancer if you don't use it, but for best results, do not use sunscreen or wear any clothes.

Answer 3

You cant be serious. I believe you must be joking to say that you want to look like a leather handbag by the time you are 30.
The good news is, you wont be ugly for long because skin cancel will kill you soon enough.
Go the spray tan.

Answer 4

Put on lots of oil and hit the sun around noon for 30 minutes

Answer 5

all day in the sun with some tanning lotion should get you pretty fried. Enjoy being in pain.

Answer 6

If you live in phoenix 2 minutes should do it!

Answer 7

do you watn to be medium rare or what. By the way do you want that with a bit of skin cancer or what?

Answer 8

watch out to much can give you skin cancer

Answer 9

as many hours as it takes to get SKIN CANCER.