Like, "It's so hot the water buffalo down at the zoo are evaporating", or "It's so hot out there the chickens are laying their eggs sunny-side up"
2006-06-21 23:54:20 · 14 answers · asked by Jed 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's so hot, you can fry an egg on the hood of a car.
2006-06-21 23:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbelle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's so hot I saw a squirrel standing on a subway grate cooling his nuts.
2006-06-22 00:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ricky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the chick standing next to me: It's so hot I can hear the fat on your a** sizzling! That was funny, I'm gonna use that.
2006-06-21 23:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Melanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its hotter than a buzzard's a__hole flying over the dessert. Its hotter than a baker's beltbuckle.
2006-06-22 05:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by charleedude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so hot i can fry an egg on the hood of my car, though that's a pretty lame one...
2006-06-21 23:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you have some good ones already.
2006-06-22 00:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Richard Stapleton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm... let's see... ok-- "Hey, it's sooo hot today, my eyeballs shriveled up like raisins and fell out. Or, or, how 'bout, "It's sooo hot out there today, my bloodhounds are really boiling, they're so mad!
2006-06-22 00:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by nomad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so hot that my brother's braces make blisters on his lips :)
2006-06-22 00:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always say ,"It's as hot as dog's breath."
2006-06-23 15:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by Type3Thinker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hotter then a whorehouse on a Saturday night
2006-06-21 23:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by longhunter17692002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋