2006-06-21 21:34:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
1. To get to the other side.
2. To watch the man on the other side lay bricks.
3. To get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? No, I get the "Daily Planet".
2006-06-21 21:37:29 · answer #1 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many "classic" answers for this but I like this one best:
"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road." Richard Nixon
For others check this site:
http://www.chickenjoke.com/
2006-06-21 22:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by caesareor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there was no traffic in the road as the President had come to meet the chicken
2006-06-21 21:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The coup was too close to the road and the door was left ajar.
Also standing on the road he would have been pressed chicken.
2006-06-21 21:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the road has to be crossed.
2006-06-21 21:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jo Ann 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a male chicken: Because he had serious thrill seeking issues?
If a female chicken: Because she wanted to window shop?
2006-06-21 21:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by deadlyduck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was vacuum packed and in my shopping bag as I went home to cook a roast dinner for the family
2006-06-22 01:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because that place have the road .
2006-06-21 22:03:48 · answer #8 · answered by pitte 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the road was on its way :)
2006-06-21 22:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by nini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The farmer left the hatchery door open....it had to go somewhere!
2006-06-21 21:39:20 · answer #10 · answered by Todd's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋