2006-06-21 21:30:20 · 11 answers · asked by rocker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
i was at my friends house after a beach party and i had to borrow a pair of her shorts because mine were wet. soo i'm standing in the kitchen talking to her really hot brother and i really had to pee. so her brother started to tell a joke and my sister was in the first bathroom and the only other bathroom was in her mom's room so i peed my pants on her nice hardwood floors...i still can't look her brother in the eye.
2006-06-21 21:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Leilei 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well there was a time when I was much younger than I am now where I got so drunk that I passed out on a toilet in a bar in the middle of winter , I had the door kicked in and had puke all over me a pitcher of cold water thrown on me and then kicked out into the cold to walk home.Or how about the time where I passed out at a frat party on the toilet, puked all over the floor, and again thrown out into the cold, I can only remember that we Canadians drank more, partied harder, and the little guy with the shovel had to clean up my purple puke U of ND. or there was the time when I drank alot while camping with a bunch of friends and in the middle of the night I had to have a crap so bad , but my friend that owned the RV would not let me use the toilet in the RV because he didn't want to smell me, so in an attempt to get to a safe place to unload I **** my pants and used the picnic table to both clean myself on and then I went back to the RV and used his socks and his fantastic to clean my ***.Needless to say I now do not drink at all...I still laugh my *** of when I think about the pants hanging off the back of his RV in the morning.
2006-06-22 04:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by status quo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time a friend and me had to have a bath in the same bathroom because all the other bathrooms in her house were full and we had to go out somewhere in about 5 minutes. It went OK in the beginning, I was on one side of the shower curtain and she was on the other side. But then I stepped out from behind the curtain a little early and we both good a look of each other in our dripping wet birthday suits!!! We were both 10 at the time, and it FREAKED us both out. We've never talked about it since and hopefully nobody else knows !! :D
2006-06-22 05:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At lunchtime I tried to open a packet of mayo then the mayo finally had an little opening but it was in the wrong direction toward my sandwich. It squired out on the wall and on my friend! I had to be sent to the office and I felt bad!
2006-06-22 05:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by simpson3303 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walked all the way from my Grandmothers house to the library with my zipper down and it was like a 20 minute walk down a busy street.
I was in the seventh grade and i was wearing heels in the winter. I was walking to my bus stop and i slipped and fell flat on my butt. Everyone laughed.
Also just recently, i was at my graduation and i am in chorus so they called us up to sing. I tripped up the stairs and everyone was laughing.
2006-06-22 05:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in grae 6 i was wearing these pants that were way too big for me and I dropped my pencil. When I bent over to pick it up I mooned half the class.
2006-06-22 04:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Plays With Squirrels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was the 1st day of night school and the whole school was just getting out and i slipped on the wet floor and fell as i was trying to get to the washroom about 500 people were laughing at me. i just got up and started looking for another bathroom.
2006-06-22 04:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by babykillar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there are two, actually. One, was when I decided to wear panty hose to school, (in the stone ages), and I put my underware on over them, thinking I would switch them at school.. Well, at first break, I was standing at my locker, and felt a strange sensation... they fell down around my ankles!! I just kicked them to the side, thinking no one noticed...............................at lunch----they were taped to the flag pole!!!!!!!!
Then, my senior year, we were doing the play HARVEY.
The 'doctor' was supposed to sit me down on a chair.....
the prop people put the chair in the wrong place, and he sat me on the telephone!!!!! It went right up my crack!! MY line was,"Oh, doctor!" That night, it was, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! doc-----tor!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-22 04:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
c'mon gurl (or boy)... we're not sitting here around the campfire trying to get all giggly in our jammies. Gotta a question... i'll help you out.
2006-06-22 04:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by nomad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i lost my virginity,borrowed a condom from my cousin n the damn thing was too small.It didnt want to even fit over my knob.She was older so u can imagine wot she must of thot of my inexperience
2006-06-22 04:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋