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you know, he'd brake your coffee table, punch your armoir, and yell "oh yea!" , i just want to know cause im terrified he might crash through my wall, should i shoot him, or what? if i shoot him, will his fruity blood stain my carpet!?

2006-06-21 19:45:41 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

oh, dane cook did, and he said he would tell him to fix his wall, and if he got thirsty, he should sip himself and then he called him a glass son of a bi*ch

2006-06-21 19:51:53 · update #1

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It would be best to distract him by saying, "Hey! Look at those thirsty kids ages 3 to 12 outside in the yard!" When he steps back through the hole he just made, you can blast him with you gun and avoid staining your carpet with his non-juice containing self. That stuff is hard to get out of any kind of carpet.

2006-06-21 19:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Shell 3 · 1 0

I'd invite the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Captain Crunch over cause drinking all that kool-aid would make me hungry.

2006-06-22 02:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Insurance! Those Kool-Aide folks got to have deep pockets! Don't forget to trip him get that stuff all over everything! Just think Mental anguish, a new house , A bigger faster computer,a new goldfish, if you work it right even you could be sitt'n pretty!

2006-06-22 02:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0 0

I wish I could tell you what to do, or how to alleviate your fear. I think that you should move into a glass walled home and hire security. My guess is that his fruity blood will indeed stain. Call his mom to clean that sh*t up.

2006-06-22 02:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

first of all, youre crazy. Just how are you to believe in the cool-aid man( like, 5)? Or are you just trying to make fun of him? But you should say, get the hell out of my house!! You broke everything!! Do you have any idea how much this is gonna cost? Out, out!!

2006-06-22 02:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by aarlover13 2 · 0 0

no dont shoot hes just blinded by the dewwy moiture condensed on his face so it wouldnt be a good shoot take him down with a few straws and wait for his temp to return to normal and call the rescue squad they may be able to return him to general foods

2006-06-22 02:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make some red kool-aid with him of course

2006-06-22 02:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by wannaknow 2 · 0 0

First scratch him with a diamond, and then whell he is blind take a straw and suck the kool aid from the top of him.

2006-06-22 02:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by Eric 2 · 0 0

I would push him over out the hole he made.... I've always been curious what would happen if you dumped out his jucies.

Then I would probly get the baseball bat out from under my bed and put some cracks in his face.

2006-06-22 02:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 1 0

Punch his glass open while I arrange a few empty gallons beneath him.
Problem isn't solved,but, hey,what the hell.........free juice!

2006-06-22 03:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by LaLunalovegood 3 · 0 0

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