One time my friend got drunk and passed out in someone's bed. So I got another one of my friends, who is gay, to get in bed with him. One of his girlfriends put on lipstick and kissed him all over his face and chest(since she likes him anyway), and the gay friend put the same lipstick on his lips. We opened a box of condoms and put some margarine inside them, and threw them around the floor near the bed. We also smeared KY jelly all over the bedsheets and the drunk passed out friend's thighs.
We all knew he woke up when a loud blood-curling yell came from upstairs. Man, he was FREAKING out. You know in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey freaks out and runs to the bathroom to wash his mouth out? He did exactly that. It was too funny.
When we let him in on the prank he didn't speak to us for about a week, haha.
2006-06-21 19:51:57
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answered by Anonymous
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When my friend got married and arrived at the far off jungle station I arranged a group of friends on motorcycles as escorts and a band to receive the couple at the railway station and an open car decorated with a BIG LEARNERS sign on front and back and escorted him till home.
2006-06-21 20:09:45
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answered by THATHA75 6
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During a bachelor party....
We put wasabi (the hot green stuff that comes with sushi) and "jalapenos" (Mexican chili) inside a ravioli dish and the groom ate one!!!! of course he was on fire!!! And what did he do? he spit it on his hand and kept it there for a while just fooling around!!! then someone gave him a tissue and he was going to wash his hands but..a few minutes latter came the girlfriend...and saw that he was really upset and in order to comfort him...well...you know... they went to the bathroom together, ...it took only five minutes and she started to scream because...guess what??? He didn't wash his hands FIRST!!!! get it?
We almost were banned from the wedding party!!!
2006-06-21 21:22:13
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answered by Anonymous
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The best one I've ever done is to switch out the "N" and the "M" keys on a friends keyboard. Unless they are great typist they will be cursing themselves long enough for you to get a good laugh out of it. (Especialy if they have either letter in thier password to log on)....
2006-06-21 19:48:51
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answered by rythempig 3
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Patrik that was hella funny, I would so have loved to be a fly on the wall then.
Gigi very harsh but aargh.The girl is one hella slut coming in for a quickie.
LMAO
2006-06-21 22:30:47
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answered by Je♥n 5
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During april fool's day, we swapped several people with those of a neighbouring class. When the teacher (who teaches both classes) came in, he took one look at the people and ran out. We found out he had reported sick.
2006-06-21 20:40:30
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answered by Nobody 2
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1) one time while my sister was taking a hot shower i dumped a bucket of cold water on her head. she got really freaked.
2) for my birthday party we were out late and we toilet papered my best friend's house with about 30 roles of toilet paper. i spent all my birthday money to buy the toilet paper.
3) one time i de-pantsed my sister in her gym class.
4) my sister was watching House of Wax on the Tv with 5 of her friends. me and my buddies hid behind the couch and waited for the opportune moment and scared the hell out of them.
i do pranks on my sister all the time. i have tons more...
2006-06-21 20:30:18
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answered by Anonymous
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10th grade English class...The Master was a smelly old bossy person and seemed to wear the same shirt for days in a row....our class hated him coz he was really quick to humiliate and reprimand...we wrote YO! in huge letters on his chair with Bright Pink Chalk!!! he sat without noticing...when he got up....!!!!!!...we had forgotten the mirror effect....his butt had a nice big PInk OY!!!! on it...it was the best day ever in school..!!!!
2006-06-21 19:49:07
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answered by sarah 2
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My friends and I TP'd a graduats house (we are good friends,sadly tho it was the wrong house! ;) Opp! :D
Also some friends messed up my car. They put U of A all over it (I hate U of A, I'm for ASU) They had stremmers, paint, balloons the works. Too bad, they would have really gotten me if it were my car. LOL, that was soo funny. And they had to clean it all up.
2006-06-21 19:49:05
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answered by Nerds Gone Wild 2
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tell someone you want to do a "ritual" thing and that itll only work unless they do EVERYTHING right. then make them do weird stuff like kiss their hands/feet, ask them random questions, or make them close their eyes for a long time. see how long itll take them to figure out that theyre just making a fool out of themselves. i did this the other day to my sis in the car, and it worked PERFECTLY. =]
2006-06-21 19:49:39
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answered by Anonymous
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