Would a hard drinking carpenter go out night after night to get hammered?

Answer 1

When a sniper is done for the day, does he reach for the bottle because he needs to take a big slug?

After a long day in the clinic, do doctors go straight to the bar and order a shot?

When a porn actor goes for beer, does he want a lot of head?

Do sheet rock hangers get plastered?

Do plumbers get sh*t-faced?

Can I possibly drive this one any further into the ground and not get slammed?

Answer 2

You know it!