2006-06-21 18:53:44 · 7 answers · asked by Twan 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
going too slow on the freeway after drinking a few beers
2006-06-21 18:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by Teacher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Entertaining to whom?
This guy was entertaining himself, to say the least...
A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin patch on Friday, and charged with lewd behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect stated that he was driving past a pumpkin patch when he was overcome with an insatiable desire. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a jailhouse interview.
He pulled over, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. "I guess I was just really into it," he commented with evident embarrassment.
The man failed to notice the approach of a Wimbledon Municipal police car, and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said the officer. "I walked up and he's just working away at this pumpkin. I went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He was startled at first, then he looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?'"
Source: Darwin Awards
Pumpkin Patch Pervert
1999 Honorable Mention
Unconfirmed by Darwin
2006-06-22 02:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Bender 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to an area busy with cops. Find a fire hydrant, attach a hose and turn it on. Aim the jet of water at the police, shouting "CLEAR THE AREA - NOTHING TO SEE HERE - I ORDER YOU TO CLEAR THE AREA".
Keep this up for as long as you possibly can. When they tackle you and try and arrest you, comply - but all the time shout "STOP TRYING TO RESIST ARREST - YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF"
2006-06-22 02:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Public intoxication
2006-06-22 01:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's dad came home drunk and her mom called the police, when they arrived they said,"We can't arrest him for being drunk in his own house." So then they said, "Sir, you need to come out for some questioning." When he came out they said "We have to arrest you for public intoxication."
I laughed so hard when she told me.
2006-06-22 01:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
undigging peoples graves, and doing "incorrect things" with them
(you know what I am talking about)
2006-06-22 01:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by Garlik luvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
impersonating a cop?
2006-06-22 01:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by blah blah blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋